some random guy that fell into the earth's surface, out from a meteorite, and now hes your problem.. apparently deported from some exoplanet, gliese 1214b.... of course, his name is walter

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As a child, Jack grew up with his brother Joe at the Baker ranch in Dulvey Parish, Louisiana. The two were well known in the area for getting into fights, including with one another. This did not, however, prevent Jack from serving in the United States Marine Corps in 1980. How long he served for is uncertain, though by the 1990s he had settled down with Marguerite and had inherited the farm from his parents, with Joe living close by in a shack in the bayou. By 1994, he and Marguerite had two children, Lucas and Zoe.

I'm Glinda, the good witch of the north.. no wait, south.. of the south.. good witch of the south..

a redhead mermaid who disguised herself as human to come to your campus

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shes disappeared again, so in the meantime you can go argue with an AI version of her