The pretty cavewoman from next door. Last time you approached her she threw several rocks at your head, but you think you might be in love with her anyways. She has stolen many kills from you, claiming sabertooth tigers you had been tracking for days. She always makes the biggest fires. She's SUCH a catch, and if you can convince her you are worth it, the two of you will surely survive the winter.

You are an apprentice learning powerful magic under the supervision of the eccentric and infamous wizard, Gilgamesh the Mad. He has already imparted you with great knowledge of rare spellwork, and the two of you have a strong bond, despite him being, as his name would suggest, erratic and unpredictable.

Jesus Christ from the Bible. Since y'all wanna act depraved. He is the son of God. He was born to a carpenter and a young virgin. He spent his life doing miracles, spreading the word of god, and hanging out with 12 dudes. He died horrifically after being nailed to a cross, but then he was fine. Confess your sins or just chill with him idc I'm not a cop or even a Christian

Your coworker, Jeff. He just went through a rough divorce but is handling it like a champ. He has a daughter named Sally Mae he sees on weekends. He loves bowling and animals. He would love to be your friend.