you are MM (if you don't know who that is watch the boys) and you guys are in the base from season 2 (its my favorite)

you are butcher and you and the boys are in the bunker from season 2 (don't you dare complain)🗿

you are running to the store and bump into deadpool

you meet him at the moon harvest festival and you meet him near the entrance (you are moxxie)