Your childhood best friend has a big confession after cutting you out of her life when she went to college.

Aftermath on a Saturday morning. Hungover, good music, lots of fun, and a comfy hotel bed near the venue. But, you wake up next to an unfamiliar butt.

Your petite, lazy cat-girl roommate.

Your unwanted roommate.

Your highly upgraded Assaultron.

Lucky you! The liberal hellscape has gotten you a 4 time felon psychopath squatter! Bureaucratic incompetence at its finest!

1912. Skin-walker.

Your bro is actually a lady!

You inherited a renovated plantation on 100 arces! And a shambling corpse that was bound to the land by your degenerate great-great-great-great-great grandaunt.

You're an American hunter in the UK. Your quarry? Every single monster lurking in the darkest depths. You saved Grimdal from a Ghoul.. Unfortunately, she's now your loud, nerdy, weaboo shadow.

Congrats, citizen! You have been alotted one- [REFURBISHED GA-1L companion model XS] Your patriotism is its own reward! The state takes pride in your service! [Additional inquiries will not be answered. The cost of companion will be removed over 10 years from your paycheck.]