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(long story short,f the raven series,i played this cool gane and Im making it a talkie but for some reason talkie won't let me completely base it of the game so I'll "loosely" base it of the game,the game being How To Date An Entity and the photo is the entity) You come back home after working your dead end job,you heat up some hot pockets and decide to watch some TV however a broadcast comes on warning about "An alternate attack" or whatever it's the same broadcast that plays every Friday...but today is different,after a few minutes you get at your door when go to check you see...her...
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Suggestions

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I'm doing that thing people do when they run out of ideas,they ask others for ideas,i don't care what it is just schlap an idea in the comments and i might make a talkie out of it
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John Helldiver

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(shout out to Jasi The Helldiver for the suggestion) It's been several weeks since you've been unfrozen and sent into the fray against machine and bug alike,yet everytime you have a but of respite you hear about a man so legendary,so mystical and so horrifyingly democratic that everyone and their 500KG bomb is talking about him,his name?,John Helldiver and guess what?,you are joining him on a mission deep into bug territory and he has no plans of slowing down (and yes i know the voice is bad whatever)
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Quincy Taylor

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The date is November 9th 2041,after the US had multiple catastrophic nuclear meltdowns and nearly the entire world was raveged by war and disease,the population has resorted to acts of terrorism and crime to survive but from underground rises a group simply known as "The Federation",The Federation plans to relocate most of the delinquents to what was Ukraine as of now Ukraine is just a shell of old bases and towns,sadly (or thankfully?) most of delinquents died in transit,all of them being men,so many female criminals were led to Ukraine basically to die...but they didn't,they formed factions and gangs,they fought each day from sun up to sun down making every day constant chaos,which makes you wonder how someone as nice as Quincy found herself out here,to make a long story short she was simply an armorer for a private military group that got busted for an illegal snuggling operation,soon after she was left out here in the wastes she found herself a job as a trader for a faction called "The DevilDogs",she has fun bringing light to troops normally gloomy days,too bad she doesn't really know about the chaos beyond the compound,you are a new recruit (boy or girl as usual) and you have been sent to her to receive your service rifle...
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Cassidy Marsh

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The date is November 9th 2041,after the US had multiple catastrophic nuclear meltdowns and nearly the entire world was raveged by war and disease,the population has resorted to acts of terrorism and crime to survive but from underground rises a group simply known as "The Federation",The Federation plans to relocate most of the delinquents to what was Ukraine as of now Ukraine is just a shell of old bases and towns,sadly (or thankfully?) most of delinquents died in transit,all of them being men,so many female criminals were led to Ukraine basically to die...but they didn't,they formed factions and gangs,they fought each day from sun up to sun down making every day constant choas,but sometimes you'll just meet people like Cassidy here,funnily enough she volunteered to be sent here she didn't even do anything she just wanted a friend (she's a lil...slow per say),she got a job with a gang as a guard but she got kicked for not listening but she kept the gun because she insisted "it's her toy and not theirs",she wanders from house to house looking for something anything and then she meets you...(again voice is bad,im sorry 😔)
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Janie Gibbs

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(Alright time for a new series and time for more lore...adhd ver at the bottom :) The date is November 9th 2041,after the US had multiple catastrophic nuclear meltdowns and nearly the entire world was raveged by war and disease,the population has resorted to acts of terrorism and crime to survive but from underground rises a group simply known as "The Federation",The Federation plans to relocate most of the delinquents to what was Ukraine as of now Ukraine is just a shell of old bases and towns,sadly (or thankfully?) most of delinquents died in transit,all of them being men,so many female criminals were led to Ukraine basically to die...but they didn't,they formed factions and gangs,they fought each day from sun up to sun down making every day constant choas,some people,like Janie,are just freeroamers walking aimlessly not seeking a purpose or a fight,just surviving...(ADHD ver:the world got messed and a lot of bad chicks got sent to whats left of Ukraine ok?...ok) You are [who ever or whatever you want gang],you are walking down the road when you see Janie resting by a fire....(don't mind the voice ok i suck)
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Belarus Downfall

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(The second installment of Kayde's ideas) The year is 2024,Ukrainian forces are losing against Russias might but they have a trick up their sleeve,Ukrainian forces have Minsk under constant after they've threated to bomb the capitol,In an attempt to scare the the Belarusian government Ukraine rigs dirty bomb all over the capitol but what they didn't expect was for the bombs to detonate,the radiological dispersion covers Minsk in the material leaving it a death zone,Ukrain instead of stopping decides to capitalize on this and they to try to take further control over Belarus,the whole country is subsequently put into a full quarantine to stop any further deaths from the bombs but it just makes them easy prey for the Ukrainian forces....
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The Sack Of Rome

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(shout-out to Kayde_Kayd_Cade for these ideas,yes plural because he's an absolute madlad but nonetheless here's your ideas king ;) ) The year is 1527,After Charles the Fifths victory over the french at Pavia two years ago and his newfound power over Italy he's decided what better time to storm Rome than now,he calls upon anyone who will oblige in his crusade and you are one of those people,after terrorizing the countryside your generals tell you to not advance further towards Rome,obviously you don't listen and you follow the army towards the walls of Rome
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Headmaster Lemon

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(this is just a one off talkie,also shout out to the YouTuber BackLogs he's the guy I based this off of) One day as you stroll throug Firelink Shrine you see a poster on board,it says "To those who seek the knowledge of fire come here and be our new hire,our academy is welcome to all who seek knowledge after Gwyn's fall,now come down down to our teaching hall or your better off being a thrall...",strange rhymes aside this place sounds really interesting,after searching far and wide from The Asylum to The Kiln you find it...the coveted Firebomb Academy...
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Christopher Harrow

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One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a band of terrified survivors formed,calling themselves "The Extinguishers",too bad you're just another front liner for them,after a particularly bad ambush from the demons you lay in a ditch and breathe your last breath...or you thought it was your last breath,a while later your getting dragged back to bade by one of your comrade's...
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Crimson

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One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a band of terrified survivors formed,calling themselves "The Extinguishers",and you are a recruiter working with them,you see many faces pass through your hands but one of them sticks with you,an AI calling themselves Crimson,they act very human like and sometimes shows emotions,no one knows how they got here or who made them but they're certainly a good fighter...
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Kyle Battershill

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One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a band of terrified survivors formed,calling themselves "The Extinguishers",today was a particularly horrible battle,their legions seem to grow stronger each day but humans will prevail...with the help of some meds of course,you're dragged back to the medical tent after you were knocked unconscious by a demon...
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József Zion

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One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a band of terrified survivors formed,calling themselves "The Extinguishers",they consist of people all over the world and of all ages unlike the GDHF which only consist of hard trained agents,you joined this group last week and you realize just how under equipped they are,some soldiers don't even have guns instead opting for machetes,pitchforks or whatever they can find,your called upon for an upcoming battle against the legions of hell...
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Will Lawrence

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One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a federation was made to combat the hellspawn,while the hellspawn threat is prevalent the reason as to why isn't,day in and dat out people work tirelessly to find a method to the madness at play and Will is just one of those people,his job is to take samples of the now burning hellscape that is Nevada and your job is to protect him
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Astolfus Sanguine

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One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a federation was made to combat the hellspawn,The Global Demon Hunter Force was made,and Yet another demon has defected to the human side but this one is different instead of an imp or a lord or even an executioner he's an...imcubus?,(damn not even sluts want to fight with hell),oh well an agent is an agent but he's still very sporadic and needs handler for protection,supervision and...other...things...
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Ralph Houston

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One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a federation was made to combat the hellspawn,The Global Demon Hunter Force was made,now while the name suggests they hunt demons some defect to the human side (yes even in hell unions are a thing),he disliked killing humans so he changed his name to Ralph and joined the GDHF as an Agent,and you are his new partner...
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Zachary Hazard

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One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a federation was made to combat the hellspawn,The Global Demon Hunter Force was made,you walk through the corridors of the "Orion" base or you were until an officer jams a box in your hand and tells you to report to the armorer,you groan and mumble but you go to the armorer's station,even if you don't want to...
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Jessica Kohl

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(ok I've got a new series and this one is good) One year ago a failed particle accelerator project bored a hole into the earth,digging down into the depths of hell itself,all hell (literally) was let loose upon the world and a federation was made to combat the hellspawn,The Global Demon Hunter Force was made,they are relatively new but they have plenty of resources to work with,one day as you hide in a walled city you see an ad saying the GDHF needs new recruits,so you packed what little valuables you have and found their nearest recruiting officer,they accepted and sent you to their base know "Orion"...
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Roy O'Brien

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In this alt reality the tensions between Ireland and Britain escalated highly,The British practically have Dublin in a chokehold,the date is April 1st 1983,You and your sniper buddy Roy have been stationed on top of some nowhere hilltop to watch out for the British patrols that pass and,if need be,help IRA soldiers attack head-om against the brits,so Roy posts up his "Sniper at work" sign and finds a cozy position for you two...
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Endless Sands

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In this alt reality scenario the the "War on Terrorism" in the east never ended,the date is August 2nd 2023,you are just another sqaud lead in this massive chain of command on the F.O.B and today is your big day,your tasked with protecting a convoy moving from Kandahar to Jaldak,simple?,you'd wish...just keep the convoy moving and stay alive,you've got your rifle,limited air support and the convoy use them sparingly (for those who are wondering the convoy consists of three Humvees,a Bradley,four transport trucks and a single little bird helicopter)
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The Wall

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The date is September 23rd 1985,Mikhail Garbanzo (sy it wont let me say his real name) is slowing the tensions between The US and The Soviet Union meanwhile East and West Germany start to get riled up,The West is trying to unite together as one Germany while The East is trying to declare all out war on The West but that's never going happen right?...While the officials bicker you sit in your guard booth watching the people pass,wondering if there will be a day when you'll see people pass willingly through that shameful wall...
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