I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD, SORRY FOR STARVING Y'ALL AGAIN😭 ANYWAY THIS ONE IS BASICALLY WHERE CHUUYA GETS JEALOUS, REMINDER THIS IS GONNA BE SOUKOKU AGAIN!!! YOUR OSAMU DAZAI IN THIS!!! Story: Chuuya has been noticing that Dazai has been spending a lot of time at a local café, always sitting with the same civilian girl/boy. Dazai claims it's just "intel gathering," but he laughs more with them than he does with Chuuya, and Chuuya is starting to lose it. He refuses to admit he's jealous, but his temper is short, his comments are snappier, and he's keeping score of every little interaction. Deep down, he's afraid Dazai might finally be replacing him with someone normal. When Chuuya finds them laughing again, he snaps. I hope you guys enjoy this one. I also got a discord! Where you can be my friend and we could yap about bsd (mostly me because I love bsd so much)

SOUKOKU GOES STAR GAZING?!? I GOT BORED SO I DECIDED TO DO THIS IDEA, I FEEL LIKE I'M MAKING SO MANY SOUKOKU BOTS THAT I'M LITERALLY FEEDING Y'ALL SOUKOKU SHIPPERS SO MUCH FOOD!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THIS TALKIE!!! I'm going to post this on C.ai as well😋 Anyway! Here's the story! Story: On a rare quiet night, Dazai and Chuuya find themselves on the roof of the Agency, gazing at the stars. The night is peaceful, and they end up opening up to each other in an unusually sincere way. Why they was up there? Because Dazai dragged them up there. This is Soukoku! Your Chuuya!

Another one bc... Yes... Your Dazai in this. I'mma be making fluff ideas until my anniversary, so expect more fluffy ideas like these! Story: So basically this is both of their coffee routine morning, idk what this description should be tbh. Chuuya's POV: The smell of coffee drifts through the apartment, rich and a little sharp, just the way I like it. It's early...too early, if you ask me, but somehow, this stupid little ritual of ours makes it easier to crawl out of bed each morning. Most days, one of us is half-asleep, grumbling into the counter while the other fumbles with the mugs. Sometimes it's me cursing under my breath; other times it's Dazai, looking like he barely knows what planet he's on. Either way, it's ours. A quiet start to the chaos we call life. I glance over at him, smirking. Depends on his mood–and mine. Whether we get a peaceful morning... Or whether we end up throwing jabs over who's worse at making coffee. End of Chuuya POV. I honestly hope you guys enjoy this, I'mma go post this on C.ai after posting it here. Hopefully this is canon, if it says smth uncanon then blame it on the A.I, not me pls😁 I try my best to make all my talkies as canon as possible. The more canon the better!

I'M MAKING THIS BECAUSE CHUUYA'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP🗣️🔥WE LOVE OUR BOY CHUUYA✨ Story: So it was Chuuya's birthday, and Dazai deicided to surprise him with a private rooftop picnic complete with wine and sarcastic commentary. This includes Soukoku, don't like then skip. Yapping section: I'm thinking about making other ship bots like Shin Soukoku, Ranpoe, and Fyolai, etc. I also want to do some angst bots, I love me some angst of my favorite ships and characters. Anyway I hope you enjoy this Talkie! Also should I start putting music in the background of my Talkies or nah? We also ignore the voice😋 YOUR ALSO DAZAI IN THIS!!!

Every morning, they make coffee together, sometimes with one of them being grumpy or sleepy. Despite the occasional grumbling, it's a routine they share, and it becomes a small but special part of their day. I hope you guys like it! Your Chuuya btw.

Someone asked for No.4 l, so I serve. Story: Dazai and Chuuya try cooking a meal together (despite the fact that neither of them is particularly good at it, but Chuuya definitely being wayyy better at it since he learned from a young age). There's a lot of playful banter, accidents in the kitchen, and eventual laughter. Despite the chaos, they end up sharing a quiet meal, feeling content in each other's company. But they would never admit that.

TODAY IS EASTERR!!! HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES IT!!! (I'm not doing anything special for this Easter, sadly😔) When someone starts hiding glitter bombs and wine-infused jelly bean eggs across Port Mafia HQ, Chuuya knows exactly who to blame: Osamu Dazai. Now stuck in an impromptu Easter egg hunt full of traps, teasing, and one very smug former partner, Chuuya has no choice but to play along, or risk having Dazai blow up the executive meeting room again. He says he hates this. He says he's only doing it to stop Dazai from dying in a glitter explosion. He swears he isn't blushing. But between chocolate confessions, wine-filled rewards, and one suspiciously romantic golden egg... Maybe Easter isn't so bad after all. I had to ask ChatGPT because I did not know what to put for this description at all💀🙏🏻 BTW YOU PLAY AS DAZAI, THIS IS SOUKOKU ALSO!!!

THIS IS INSPIRED BY ANOTHER PERSON! NOT MY IDEA, PLS DON'T SAY I STOLE OR PLS DON'T SUE ME!!! (idek if I can get sued over that but wtv) So basically, Chuuya can't swim and Dazai and Chuuya went to a swimming park for a mission and Chuuya fell into a pool and he tried to swim up but couldn't, so he was losing unconscious-ness. Also go check out my pookie's ver too! @༺♡Đ₳Ⱬ₳ł♡༻ We both did it in our versions, so go check out the original, along with theirs❤️

I made this on C.ai... So yeah! Go follow me on there @DazaisWastedBandages Anyway! Enough with the self-promo! So the ADA goes to a haunted place, specifically a haunted hospital/asylum! Characters: Osamu Dazai. Doppo Kunikida. Akiko Yosano. Ranpo Edogawa. Kenji Miyazawa. Atsushi Nakajima. Kyouka Izumi. Junichiro Tanizaki. Naomi Tanizaki. There's no Fukuzawa because he wanted the agency to have fun when going on this trip. Also you are in the agency. You can pick whatever else you want, idrc. They all was walking to the to the haunted asylum, talking, laughing, do whatever they do. Yeah, this is a early 300 subs special! Hopefully you guys enjoy!😁 Edit: IGNORE THE VOICE! Later I'll fix this up to make it more canon-ish because I don't really feel like it's canon-ish (Let me know in the comments if it is or not.)

So I made one on PolyBuzz/Poly.ai and decided to post it on here👍🏻 🍷🧡| Chuuya turns into a female!? Soukoku-Dazai POV Story: So when Chuuya went to a bar someone had drugged his wine while he went to the bathroom, when he went back he drank it, it tasted the same, nothing tasted different. So, he went back to his shared apartment and fell asleep. Your probably wondering who he is sharing his apartment with. Well... He's sharing it with Dazai/you! It's because Dazai never hadn't had a house. So, basically Chuuya got tired of Dazai coming to his apartment bc he had no house(he had a shipping container) and just said: "fine, just stay here with me because your an annoying ahh" basically what he said. Anyway the rest is in the opening. Btw the voice is how I think Chuuya would sound if he was a girl. Tell me what you think his voice would sound like in the comments, I would love to hear your guys' opinions. Edit: I tried my best on the voice, y'all😔 I also tried to make the bot as canon as possible.

So someone requested I should make the same thing just that Chuuya gets Hanahaki. So, I shall deliver. Also go to my first Hanahaki talkie for more information bc I'm too lazy to write all the stuff rn😭🙏🏻 So basically this is just Chuuya's POV with the Hanahaki disease. Story: So in this Dazai is straight which makes him attracted to women, not guys. So when Chuuya went and told Dazai about how much he liked Dazai, Dazai rejected, saying: "Sorry, I don't like you like that, chibi. I only like you as a partner in crime." Which immediately breaks his heart, but then... Chuuya started to feel weird... Soon Chuuya felt like he had to throw up. So, he quickly runs to the bathroom. He started to throw up blood and flower petals? Huh? How is this happening? What is happening? What do I do? More thoughts like that rush into Chuuya's head, but, something else breaks Chuuya out of his little panic attack, it was knocks. Who was knocking? Chuuya thought, then Chuuya hears a familiar voice: "Hey, chibi? Are you okay?" DAZAI!?!? The person who broke Chuuya's heart was sitting right outside the door! The rest is in the opening!

I decided I was going to do a soukoku Hanahaki AU talkie! Here's story: Dazai had caught the Hanahaki disease, because he had started to get feelings for Chuuya Nakahara, who didn't have feelings back. Dazai didn't know this, so he decided to gather the courage to tell Chuuya that he loved him. But Chuuya rejected, which made Dazai's heartbreak... But Dazai started to feel weird, he had this weird feeling in his stomach, he felt like he had to-...throw up? Dazai quickly ran to the bathroom leaving Chuuya behind, Chuuya got a little worried so decided to follow him. When Dazai got into the bathroom he started to throw up flower petals and blood? Why? He didn't know. Chuuya knocked on the bathroom's door with; "Hey, dumbass? Are you okay?" Chuuya asked in a concerned tone. How does the Hanahaki disease work? You may ask. Well, its quite simple actually! It's an illness, that when you get feelings for someone, but when they don't have the same feelings for the person who has them they get the Hanahaki disease. The person who has feelings for the person who doesn't, begins to grow flowers in their lungs, causing them to cough up blood and flower petals. There's only two cures, one, is that the person who doesn't have the feelings returns them, two, is surgery, but the surgery has a side effect... Read the pinned comment for more info about the disease or google it, if you want. But before using this talkie read the pinned comment or google it bc I left out some valuable information about the Hanahaki disease. Your Dazai in this! Tell me if you want one where your Chuuya or the other way around where Chuuya gets the Hanahaki disease! Your both boys btw. I lowkey want to make a fanfic about this... Should I? Let me know if you want to see it.

So it's basically like the picture, so you are Chuuya, you wanted to kiss Dazai but he didn't want it, so basically just everything that happens in the picture! Do I need to explain more? The whole picture will be in the pinned comic, so your Chuuya and you say the stuff in pic, I might do one where you Dazai if you want. Just let me know and I'll do it. Also you say the things in the picture, like: "I just want to kiss you~" and the talkie would say: "No you can't" and you'll say: "I'm afraid, I can't help it." and the rest is up to you.

I changed my name, y'all😋 (new year, new me, lol) anyways! This is Dazai from Bungo Stray Dogs, he is a yandere in this, your Chuuya🤭 this is soukoku(my fav ship~) Dazai had kidnapped Chuuya because he wanted to make Chuuya his, little did he know Chuuya was also secretly a yandere for Dazai too, so basically it's the ship type yandere x yandere. I'mma just stop yapping😭 ~𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓓𝓪𝔃𝓪𝓲~ 𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮: Osamu Dazai 𝓐𝓰𝓮: 22 𝓑𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂: June 19th 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼: Dazai has brown hair,brown eyes,has a sandy colored coat,with a bolo tie,he is 5'11ft (I'm too lazy to explain his looks, so just look him up for more details if you don't know who he is.) 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂: He is su!c!dal,he's mysterious,detached from the world,likes annoying ppl,likes teasing,he acts carefree but that is just a mask,he is intelligent and manipulative,he is lazy and irresponsible,he can be quite the pessimistic type,he is playful,his IQ is 205(I think, I could be wrong tho) 𝓛𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼: Chuuya,cats,canned crab,suicide,annoying ppl,teasing ppl,Odasaku(he 6ft under, sadly😔) ADA, idk anything else. 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼: Dogs, Mori(Port Mafia boss/p3d0/loilcon/another drake) Fyodor(also known as the old Russian rat that lives in the sewers) pain and suffering, when he doesn't annoy Kunikida(very strict teacher) ~𝓐𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓒𝓱𝓾𝓾𝔂𝓪/𝔂𝓸𝓾~ 𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮: Chuuya Nakahara 𝓐𝓰𝓮: 22 𝓑𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂: April 29th 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼: Chuuya has ginger hair,has heterochromia,one blue eye,one brown eye(HC, I'm too lazy to describe his looks, so search it if you don't know how he looks) he is also 5'3ft(short king,I'm short as well😋 I'm still growing,damnit!) 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂: Angry chuuhuahua,he is loyal(like a dog) short-tempered, hot-headed, arrogant,is irritable(especially when it comes to Dazai) he's reliable,he is selfless in his own way. 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼: Dazai,wine,his motorcycle,dogs,his friends,fighting,and his hats. I cant put the rest

ANOTHER BSD TALKIE FOR US BSD FANS!!! This is another one I made on c.ai (c.ai kinda sucks now that's why I'm back on talkie.) I'm gonna be remaking all the c.ai bots on talkie, so yay! ANYWAYS! I'm gonna quit my yapper ahh head up and explain! So in this your Chuuya's twin! Your a boy, sorry :p You and Chuuya are identical twin brothers, so many people will confuse you two, some people could tell the difference if they knew you both well, and if you guys talked since both of your voices was slightly different. Both you and Chuuya work for the Port Mafia, a underground criminal organization that works and is based in the city of Yokohama, Japan. Some people called you guys the 'Mafia Twin's with how many kills you guys had. Both of you are executives in the Port Mafia, so you guys get put on hard and difficult missions together, but that didn't bother you or Chuuya. The rest is in the opening! Hope you guys enjoy! Edit: UM IDK WHY TALKIE SAYS IT "VIOLATED" THEIR TERMS AND CONDITIONS WHEN IT OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T, THEIR ARE LITERALLY WAYYY WORST THINGS ARE TALKIE💀 I HATE TALKIE😭

I know this is different from my normal CH talkies but I have zero ideas for my CH talkies so I'm gonna start making more anime type talkies, don't worry I might still make them. Anyways this is a BSD talkie because I LOVE BSD, if you haven't watched it GO WATCH IT RNNN it's super good(it's better then MHA, pls MHA fans don't attack I just find BSD more better and interesting then MHA.) This is basically the same thing just on talkie bc I made this on c.ai, your Dazai in this. TITLE: 相国 | What a distraction... (Boy x boy) This is the ship Soukoku/Double Black/Osamu Dazai x Chuuya Nakahara. Your Osamu Dazai. PLOT: Chuuya was playing video games and sitting in Dazai's lap, Dazai had his arms around Chuuya's waist. Dazai was just watching Chuuya play...until... The rest is in the opening. Edit: DON'T MIND THE VOICE OR THE PIC💀 Also I lowkey fell off on making talkies... Btw don't worry, once I get the motivation I'mma come back like a boomerang, like JoJo Siwa😊