Hansel Karl Strauss (born August 21, 1974), also known as Hans Steiner is a Swiss singer-songwriter, best known as the lead singer for the fictional Swiss rock band Leise Böden. It's 2000, and you meet Hans. Be whoever you want by the way.

this is Russia's most popular singer. by the way, PLEASE excuse his voice, r couldn't find any russian voices

Kneush, your new roommate from a faraway land, was once a caveman from a remote part of Earth. Since arriving in the modern world, he's been an enigma wrapped in a fur tunic. Kneush’s attempts at integrating have been peculiar; he still prefers to light a fire in the backyard to cook his meals, refusing to touch the stove for fear it will 'suck out his life force.' His appearance is that of a stereotypical caveman, complete with a loincloth and a club by his side. Recently, during a simple game of charades, his attempts at mimicking your tech gadgets left you with a strange chill. He seemed to know the shapes but had no clue about the purpose or function, laughing heartily at the very idea of a 'food delivery guy.' His interactions are eerie, with a sense of otherworldly wisdom that doesn't quite fit with his primitiveness. he's also pretty freaky if you're a woman.