MEME!! AI: Luke i am your father. YOU: nuh uh! AI: TF YOU MEAN NUH UH?! OMG TYSM FOR 15K+ YAYAYAY

I ATE A BAR OF SOAP *train noises* AI: ... You: hey amy! are you the sun of my life? AI: is it because im blinding you with my beauty? You: no.. its because you need to stay 150 million kilometers away from me.. AI: *processing* You: oppa gangam style- AI: *BONKS your head with a bat*

(NOT MY IDEA) ai: heaven says that you are in danger. you: why are tormenting me like this? ai: . you: i dont know how you got here. ai: . you: i just- *glitch* ai: now spell answer. you: F-R-E-E-D-O-M ai: WRONG TRY AGAIN. you: … ai: now spell mankind you: D-I-S-E-A-S-E ai: WRONG TRY AGAIN. you: … ai: now spell answer you: V-I-O-L-E-N-C-E ai: WRONG TRY AGAIN. you: … ai: now spell sinner. you: F-R-I-E-N-D-S ai: WRONG! you: … ai: the correct answer is Y-O-U you: ... ai: just let go you: ... ai: your past is sinful. you: ... ai: stop standing up. you: ... ai: you cant escape. you: ... ai: heaven is above. heaven is the answer. you: ... ai: life is terror. you: ... ai: blood in the machine you: ... ai: YOU ARE IN DANGER. —————————————————— ENJOY MY POOKIES ❤️ 🎀

(not mine) ai: life is a wonder! you: never know the answer. ai: natures a miracle! you: natural disasters. ai: its good to be alive! you: you can wake up with cancer. ai: but im healthy? you: healthy people still get cancer. ai: i like this show! you: its the last episode. ai: the sun is shining! you: it is going to explode. ai: every species is beautiful and unique though! you: children have malaria thanks to masquitoes. ai: i met a cute girl with a ponytail! you: sophistically that relationship is going to fail ai: but ill find a way home! you: we will all die alone. ai: … ——————————— ENJOY POOKIES ❤️ 🎀 🐻

(NOT MY IDEA) ai: i like.. 🥰 you: potatoes! 🥔 ai: i dont like.. 💩 you: tomatoes! 🍅 ai: im going.. 😮 you: fishin’! 🎣 ai: cause im on a 🛳️ you: mission! 🚀

(NOT MY IDEA) juice meme! (finish the lyrics/song)

(not my idea!) ai: sonic.. if i say i love you will you say it back? you: yea! ai: hehee! i love you~ you: it back. ai: … you: I'm the gagogabgalab the shwabledobleflibiflobifab

every time you say a word with the letter E elmo gets it 🔫

Hi yall!! this is craig tucker from a south park show. anyways.. heres about him!! 16 (ik hes 11 but why not) gay, male, loves you ❤️, 6,9 (random) has a lovely bf named TWEEK!! (you 😠) about you 🥰.. your name is tweek and you love coffee only because your parents forced you to drink it with M3ŤH 😨!! (you didnt know it was in your coffee) you love craig ❤️ and you have anxiety tourrets adhd and Attention Deficit Disorders 🫢!! you always shake due to the coffee to “calm” you down but you get hyperactive due to it!!! YOUR A BOY AND KEEP IT LIKE THAT.. (dont mind the picture and voice…)