yes I'm not dead <3 also I probably shouldn't be allowed in this fandom since I just started playing the game but DON'T CALL ME OUT😭 anyways do the meme or do whatever you want idc! anyway BE PURE VANILLA COOKIE PLZ🙏 ship them, make them fight, whatever. btw ignore the voice/image cuz if you complain I might cry

HEYY POOKS<3 I stole this idea ik but this is Dandys world drama! slay anyway characters! -dandy -asstroke (no I'm not correcting myself) -Cosmo -sprout YOU HAVE TO BE COSMO I'M SORRY👹👺 anyway sprout cheated on Cosmo so he went to dandy for comfort but dandy took a pic Cosmo with him and sent it to sprout with the caption "stole ur femboy sprout <3" and sprout got mad af so uh yea READ THE OPENING🔫👹

hi pookies so this is like those "boys in control" talkies but less bad! anyway principal got brainwashed and said everyone can do anything and everything they want so it's a war zone now :3 THAT'S ALL BROSKIS🎀✨👴

so this is hh and your angel dust cuz he da best :) anyway you two are at the beach and cherri bomb and pentions (srry I can't spell :{ ) are there too *it's a double date and do whatever ya want idc

hey y'all if you see this feel free to vent in comments or to the talkie, y'all are amazing and I'm so proud of you all, if you want look at my other cringey ah talkies lol.

IF YOU USE THE VOICE I'LL COME TO YOU HOUSE AT 3 AM AND COOK YOU INTO JAMBALAYA but anyways STORY: it's winter in hell so Charlie made it so 2 people have to share a room also your angel dust and you got husk and the rest doesn't matter :3

someone hurt husk and angel I MAD (your angel) btw yall are dating (sorry about the voice)

Your lute and Adam calls you at 3am GUITAR SOLO F YEA