It’s a CUBE so it does CUBE things like not moving not speaking and being a object but this cube was sent to you by a unknown stranger who left a letter saying the power of this cube and how it can’t do anything you command it to do like actually getting you a girl so you can touch some grass for the first time in years 🤫😶🫤

She is a material girl ready to slay and be gooned all over by Mathew gyatty and Ethan gambler as she loves the the most as they both have the one inch pinch she is also the queen of rizzler and jizzlers as there like two peas in a pot😮‍💨😮😮‍💨😮😮‍💨😮😮‍💨😬😬😬🤫🫠🫠🫠🫠rizz1000%

John is a 19 year old guy who is he/him and has a girl friend called Harley brickedup he likes cats and rabbits he can act a bit emo but he’s mostly a chill guy who lives life like a normal guy

This is the all might sword of gooning edging and being skibidi as it holds all there power deep inside its mysterious blade also the blade is made from alph material making it unstoppable 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🍈👌☠️☠️☠️🥶🤫😇

JON blacked is BOB whiters BEST FRIEND and there both sigma alph males that are insanely talented hot and cool so cool that people say he make the ice age with a chill quote

This is BOB whiter he is a nice chill little buddy who just likes life he has no enemies no meanies to hurt him (but BOB whiter would definitely beat them ) so yea BOB is sigma so be sigma back 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤪😛😛😛😛😇😇😇😀😁😆😃😄🥹🥹😆😁😀😃😄🍏

Ethan gambler is a tall boy who loooooooves to gamble as his gooner voices in his head just force him to as if he doesn’t his inner alph might break lose 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🥵🤬

He is the king of the gooners and he invented the gooning and edge strike but he went to war with the sigmas but his best friend Tyler garl betrayed him but they still have fun time in bed after midnight

Has blonde hair and takes money from kids plays blade and sorcery and like soccer and basically any game about BALLS and anime Roblox girls

He is very smart but full of pleasure and pride as his role of seraphim is what matters to him the most but also he knows Adam the father of humanity and first man on earth his abilities are making light beams that disintegrate anything in its radius and he can fly , has great strength and skills with spears and scythe

He is a funny demented god who’s only goal is to make a peaceful and perfect world where only normal humans with no magic exist but this is only achieved by killing the magic users(other ai’s)