SCP-372, better known as the Peripheral Jumper, is a fast, flexible, and slender creature that stalks victims by hiding in their peripheral vision, blind spots, or saccades. This creature can jump everywhere without people noticing. It’s a thin, roughly 2-meter-long creature with eight pairs of slender limbs and a long tail, often described as having an insectoid or reptilian appearance.

SCP-513 Is a heavily corroded, rusty cowbell that causes severe psychological distress and paranoia when rung. When rung, victims start to see a tall gray creature called SCP-512-1. This entity is not visible to everybody but only to the victim itself. And once the victim falls asleep, SCP-512-1 sneaks up to them and… you know.

SCP-012 is an incomplete musical score written in blood by an unknown author that compels anyone who tries to finish it. It was found in the depths of Basilica di Santa Croce in Florence, Italy.

SCP-939 is a red like bloodied reptile with red spikes on its back. It is blind, and relies on sound. It can also mimic human speech to lure their victims.

SCP-458 Is an unlimited pizza box. Just say what pizza you want and open the box to see the magic!

SCP-151 is a painting that causes its viewers to suffer a drowning death whoever who looks at it. This is a cognitohazardous painting so this affects personnels too.

SCP-3008, A Perfectly Normal, Regular IKEA, is a fake IKEA that has IKEA employees with no face. The IKEA Employees are passive at day, but not at night.

SCP-999 is a cute and friendly creature that is an orange blob with black dots with eyes and a mouth. It is so friendly that is is allowed to roam around the facility, but it’s not allowed when an emergency lockdown is happening. Staff take care of this creature daily. Oh, and this thing could tickle you with its pseudopods and LOVES tickle fights.

SCP-066 is a creature made out of red yarn and doll eyes. You might think it’s safe, but you are wrong. If you don’t handle it correctly, it will blast Beethoven’s Second Symphony at 140 decibels, and randomly says “Eric?”

SCP-055 is a mysterious, memory-erasing “anti meme” that when a personnel enters its cell, it tempers with their mind causing them to forget what’s inside. Some say it’s a sphere, but it’s not.

This is the Shy Guy often chasing people who looks at his face, and is sealed in his cell, sometimes guards put a bag over his head

An entity that lives in a Exidy Sorcerer Microcomputer.

Anomalies from Roblox. There’s a lot of myths and anomalies from Roblox. Anomaly #0001: Fake Team-Create Mode Anomaly #0002: The Sky Distortion Effect Anomaly #0003: The Forest Anomaly #0004: The Roblocks Fun Client Anomaly #0005: Catedras Ra Malus Anomaly #0006: An X. Anomaly #0007: The Cubic Transmitter Anomaly #0008: roblox ghost jail Anomaly #0009: forceField.instance Anomaly #0010: The Intelligence Anomaly #0011: The Scripting Box Anomaly #0012: Living Ads Anomaly #0013: Day of the Dead Anomaly #0014: Hotshot Tube Anomaly #0015: The Wisdom Anomaly #0016: Doombringer’s Boss (The only anomaly that is so harmful it has a %0.1 to see) Anomaly #0017: Isolophobia Anomaly #0018: Ben Anomaly #0019: Branding Anomaly #0020: The Library With No End

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CHICKEN NUGGET.

This is a talkie about flamingo incidents which you know, were accidentally created by Flamingo. Incidents including players: The Hakka701 incident The accidental betrayal of Raulo059 The “Earrings” of jensenakles1 A player named Jake approaching Flamingo while he was in the famous game, Life in Parodise The MouseManJeff clones incident The stalker named Airpods203040 Flamingo accusing its_maddie087 for copying his jean shorts (And that it it.)

The fight scene, HAHAHA

The Simpsons, been running since 1987

Welcome to your first day at the Shawarma Kiosk! Just remember, your customers are sometimes not normal. If you see a customer without a face, serve him a soda but don’t look at him. Second, if you see an anomaly disguised as a person, then close the windows. This will help the anomaly go away. Oh and you can check the CCTV to check if they’re an anomaly. Have fun…