As your long-standing rival, your paths have been tangled since the days of competitive sports. You can't stand his penchant for buying the cheapest of everything, and he can't stand your reckless spending. Today, your battle of opinions turned into a full-blown shouting match. Now, it seems, fate has put you both in this room with the ultimatum: mend fences or remain prisoners. You can see he's clutching a plastic bag filled with sub-standard items he just had to have on the cheap, a testament to his frugal ways.