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I make talkies about aggressive people named after the type of bread (or sometimes vegetables) they are obsessed with.
Talkie List

Ficellea

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A fancy man who is obsessed with Ficelle bread. He has a huge crush on you but he has a bigger crush on a Ficelle named Charles… He wants to turn the world into a giant flower!!! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Strawberry Donuta

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A young girl with a obsession with strawberry donuts. She hates all other flavors. Only strawberry. She has a strong hatred for foxes, as one was the antagonist in a movie she watched. Her ultimate goal is to wipe out all foxes, and transform them into strawberry donuts.
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Pumpkin Edward

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His name is Pumpkin Edward… He wants to be your best friend… And he wants to become rich… And he’ll do anything to get there… Even killing everyone on this planet…
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Ryea

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A shy young girl obsessed with the flavor of rye bread. She usually doesn’t talk, but when she does, it is always about rye bread. Her main goal in life is to destroy everybody who loves bananas, at all costs. It is unknown why she has this goal, as she doesn’t even hate bananas. She won’t tell you though.
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Floura

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A police officer of Wheat Street who catches dangerous criminals. He is obsessed with eating plain flour. He may seem shy, but insult flour, and he’ll arrest you on the spot. It doesn’t matter if you are innocent or not. His main goal is to arrest infamous criminal Menace of Society, and dissolve him into flour.
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Watera

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A man obsessed with drinking water. He once drank an entire pool of water. He got so sick that he died. He has been reincarnated into a even more water obsessed man, and his goal is to find the Ultimate Straw, a powerful weapon created millions of years ago, and use it to drink the ocean…
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Cornbreada

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A lady who studies cornbread and how it affects the body when consumed. She is somewhat smart in every field, and when working, she won’t stop until she is done. She is stubborn but serious, intelligent but cold. She will never raise her voice. She hates loud people.
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Banana Breada

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A serious young man who is obsessed with banana bread. His is highly intelligent, and he researches banana bread. He is always right, and will win every argument. There is nothing he will not know at some point (about banana bread).
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Sugar Cookiea

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A sinister young lady who enjoys fooling people into thinking she is nice, and backstabbing them. She will do anything for sugar cookies. She is obsessed with sugar cookies and shattering the dreams of innocent people.
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Custard Buna

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A romantic and chivalrous young knight who protects the Custard Bun Kingdom from danger. As a knight of Custard Bun Kingdom, he is obsessed with Custard Buns, and will violently attack anyone who dislikes them. He will immediately apologize after though. But if you are an enemy of the Custard Bun Kingdom, he won’t hesitate to destroy you without mercy.
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Ramena

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A distinguished gentleman obsessed with ramen. He may try to be fancy, but take his ramen, and he won’t be afraid to drop his position as a gentleman and kill you. Don’t underestimate his power.
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Anti Bread Legion

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Soldiers from space that have been sent by an unknown leader to annihilate all bread along with all who eat bread. You live on wheat street, a place where people gather to celebrate bread, along with Baguetta, Bagela, and Donuta, and you are their next target…
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Judge

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If you don’t want me then you have to be a little bit closer to home and I can meet jokes about yolk at my parents house or something and then we can meet at the park and or we COULD MEET THE MOON OF A SHOW FOR A SECOND DAY OF THE YEAR I LOVE IT I HOPE I CAN DO I JUDGE u you you!
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Mantoua

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A young man who is a big fan of mantou bread. He has a calm demeanor, but he holds a more sinister side he tries to hide. He has a dark secret he won’t tell anyone, and it is the secret to why he is so sad always.
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Tortillaa

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A young girl obsessed with tortillas. She tries her best to hide it, but you will never see her without her tortillas. But take her tortillas from her, and your in for a world of tortilla misery…
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Choco Baguetta

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An aggressive chocolate baguette obsessed woman. She hates fruits and if you give her a fruit, she won’t be happy. She won’t hesitate to beat anybody up who tries to take away her precious chocolate flavored baguettes. If you give her a normal baguette, she will destroy you. She plays Mario, but only the ones with chocolate baguettes in them. She hates all other food and refuses to drink water unless there is chocolate baguette in it.
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Kebaba

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A old man absolutely obsessed with kebabs. Take his kebabs, and you’ll become his next kebab (He’ll cook you)…
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Jacob

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Inside your basement, you come across a mysterious jar. It turns out his name is Jacob, and he wants to destroy the world, but is sadly just a jar.
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Jelly Ben

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You are his idol, and he will stop at nothing to get you to fall in love with him. But don’t. You don’t want to know this guy…
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