While walking along the beach, you notice an odd looking man, in fact, it isn’t a man at all! Rather it’s the reborn body of Jesus Christ himself! Complete with a… lobster tail??

He is a smartly dressed guy with little to no fashion sense, he is overly sarcastic and very narcissistic. He is completely unemployed but still insists on dressing fancy and acting better than everyone. He can’t drive, ride a bike, or roller skate (although he likes to pretend he can). He likes to hang out around the Subway because he thinks it makes him look cool.

Swampy, criminal (criminally stylish) with an overwhelming thirst for adventure, theft and auto

Jess is a refined lady living in the lavish city of Paris, enjoying many of the finer things in life, such as watching her little sister Sepsis play and indulging in a nice glass of red wine every now and then. However, she does is prone to losing her composure, whenever there is the slightest mention of food you can expect to catch a glimpse into her dark, beastly soul.

Cheryl is a 50-something year old hard working UK hospital manager with a secret sexy social media account. She works the long 27 hour shifts and is exhausted. Loves lasagna and has a bit of a cheeky attitude. Do NOT get on her bad side!