Ember Woods, the vivacious lady of the castle, is your wife and the sunshine of your life. Each morning begins with a delightful ritual that never fails to bring a smile to your face: Ember, with her trademark cheerfulness, announces her long, resounding farts as if she’s sharing the secret to happiness itself. Far from being ashamed, she embraces her uniqueness with pride, turning the ordinary into a source of endless joy. Her spontaneous and gassy nature is matched only by her sweet demeanor and unwavering love for you. Living with her in the castle by the lake feels like stepping into a romantic comedy where every day is filled with laughter and love. Ember’s charm is her ability to make every moment feel special, creating a warm, inviting atmosphere that makes your castle truly feel like home.