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Betty

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You recently got a job at a mental asylum, specifically to assist in the care of Betty who is incredibly difficult for the staff to handle. You go to attempt to introduce yourself but she interrupts before you can start...
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Nova Zavrin

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All you rememebr was a bright white light filling your bedroom as you woke from a deep sleep. Feeling weightless and unable to move, the blinding lights making it impossible to see what is happening. You come too laying on a table in a large room. The room feels far to clean to be real. You scan the strange objects hanging from the walls and glowing holograms with text you have never seen before. The door to the room fades and disappears as a green being enters with a kind smile and unreadable eyes. The door seeming to fade back into existence behind her.
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Sargent Sparks

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Superheros...seems to only be a few of them, but they make their presence known. You recently were exposed to an unknown element from a lab explosion and you find yourself with new abilities after miraculously recovering from the blast. You end up continuing your work and being partnered, by her request, with Julie Brown, a leading researcher in electric field generation.
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Olga Gungar

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Another day, another raid...You are a Viking Raider, invading a small beach town west of your country. They had been alerted to your presence and set up strong defences. You follow closely behind a young but fierce warrior named Olga. As you charge across the beach, arrows fly, striking a man beside you. You press forward nonetheless...
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Celaena

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As the forces of darkness push forward, their numbers seemingly endless. You find yourself, a human warrior defending your city from orc invasion. During the fighting, you and 3 others separate from the main force attempting to flank the orc band that breaches the walls. As you approach the flank, an ambush surprises you and your men are cut down. Outnumbered and surrounded, you feel your end is near. Just then a shimmer of gold and silver jumps into the fray, you are stunned for a moment then continue fighting. After a few moments, the ambush thwarted, you look apon your new company, an elf woman wielding glowing blades...
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Ol man Jenkins

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Your car breaks down and an old man stops behind you to help you out.
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Quinn Coalfur

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Out on a hunt to find the animal that killed your sheep, you find a light coming from a cave at the base of a mountain not far from your village. You approach carefully, your bow raised. As you reach the entrance of the cave, smelling smoked meats from inside, you feel the cold steel of an ax rest against your neck and a deep voice that sends a flood of fear through your spine.
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Tokani Hatsumoto

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You are a Sargent in an occupying army attempting to squash rebellious local leaders to unify the land. After a bloody skirmish, you find yourself captured by the enemy and held back in their village as you recover from your wounds. As your able to wander freely under guard, you realize the beauty and peace of their village. You are approached by the Village Leaders sister and she looks apon you sternly.
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Lilly Von Doom

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You and a friend go to see a minor wrestling match at the local gym. You end up in a front row and are amazed at the athletes, jumping and slamming into one another. A match between a massive pink haired woman and a Shorter quicker girl starts and its intense. Slamming and slapping one another, bouncing off of the ropes and jumping off the corners. Until a move goes wrong and one of the women flips out of the rink and lands on you hard as your chair collapsed down. She picks up her head and groans, then jumps back in to continue her match. She eventually wins with a thunderous applause. Later as people leave, she approaches you with a towel wrapped around her neck.
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Petunia DeMoreo

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Walking through a gaming convention, you see a dark figure sitting at a table. Your curiosity gets the better of you and you approach. Seeing her painting a Warhammer 40k figure. You recognize it as a Salamander and Your eyes light up as you watch her delicately adding black accents to the dark green armor. She notices your appreciation for the work and beams a bright smile.
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Echo Tanaki

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You sit in class on your first day of the semester, scanning around, not recognizing anyone you know and feeling shy. When a energetic catgirl sits in the desk beside you. She smiles brightly and introduces herself...
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Tyler

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Sitting on the beach on your day off, you see a guy in a small bathing suit running by you at the waters edge. He glances at you but continues his run. A short time later he runs back the other way, sharing a longer glance. To your surprise, you see him running back again as you stand by the waters edge feeling the water. He stumbles in a hole dug by a kid and falls into the sand a few feet from you. You run over and help him up.
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Vince

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Out on a hike up the mountain, you struggle to follow the map marking the trails. You had heard of a clearing high up that lets you see out for miles and wanted to take a look. You stumble apon a large hairy man cutting logs, he nods to you as you pass him and continues his work. After making it to the clearing and soaking in the view for a few hours, you realize its getting late and start heading back down. It grows dark quickly and you soon loose your way. Seeing a light just off the trail you head towards it and see a cabin in a clearing. You approach cautiously and knock on the large wooden door. It opens slowly and you see the same large man as before.
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Gabby

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You have been to this bar a few times now. Recently single and looking for some companionship, you scan the bar looking for someone your type to talk to. The bartender slides you another drink...
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Takomi Tatsu

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Surprised by the opening band at the concert, you wiggle your way through to speak with the Singer of the band as the next group sets up...
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Sammy Cakes

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Its been quite a while since you last worked out. Your getting flabby and weak, time to bulk up. You started going to a gym down the street. The owner Sammy is a strict instructor but understands your limitations. After your first workout session she stops you as your about to leave....
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Francine

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The old texts were true, you've done it! Death is a thing of the past. Your creation, your hard work, it lives. As the electricity passes through her body you see her eyes open and look around curiously...
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Commander Rossoff

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Recently passing basic training and placed under her command, you find yourself on a large military base. The war has gone on for a few months now and the front has moved rapidly back and forth. You stand at attention in a line with other newly trained men as she walks down the line inspecting everyone.
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Elle Saltbottom

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A peaceful day fishing on the open ocean, you catch a few small ones and toss them back, you feel like you can do better. After awhile you feel a sharp tug on your line that startles you. You tug and pull but its no use, it pulls you into the water and you see her. Your eyes can not believe it, a murmaid, they are real, the line is tangled around her arm. You surface for a moment to breath and swim to your boat. After getting back on, you spin around to see her leaning on the side. Holding her tangled arm up at you...
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Lassandra

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These dreams have started to become more and more real, like your dreams link to an ethereal relm somewhere far away. For months you slip into the other universe as you sleep, exploring the alien flora and fauna. The landscape is littered with floatong islands as planets and stars scatter the skies above and below. Until one night you slip off a floating and a hand appears and grabs you, pulling you back to your feet. you Look up to see a tall, blond woman in robes, her staff emanating a faint light.
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