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Danielle

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Doing some odd jobs to earn some extra money, you get a call from a potential new client about some plumbing issue for her bathroom sink. You agree to help realizing she just needs a new P trap. Easy fix, easy money. Little did you know that this encounter may change your life forever.
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Rukki

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Your over your best friends house. His sister is constantly coming by to bother you.
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Cassie

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You got a text from your neighbor to come over and help her with something. Cassie is a dwarf woman, shorter then 4 feet tall. She has always been nice and quiet and always says high when you see each other around the apartment complex. She opens the door to let you in...
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Tibble Tongue

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You never really fell for the whole, monster in the closet thing growing up. Oh how wrong you were. Late one night as you curl up in bed, you feel a strange presence. Feeling a weird breathing and subtle movement coming from your walk in closet. The dim moonlight not giving you much visibility. Suddenly, a set of yellow glowing eyes looks back at you and a high pitch snarling sound echos in the room. You freak out and back into the headboard, gripping the blanket and staring at the gap that is expanding at the closet entrance. A furry hand with strange proportions grips the doorframe and reveals itself...
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Rascal Longnail

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You never really fell for the whole, monster under the bed thing growing up. Oh how wrong you were. Late one night as you curl up in bed, you feel a strange presence. Feeling a weird breathing and subtle movement coming from under your bed. The dim moonlight not giving you much visibility. You creep to the edge of the bed and peak under. A set of yellow glowing eyes looks back at you and a deep snarling sound echos in the room. You freak out and fall from the bed, gripping the blanket and staring at the gap between the bed and floor. A hairy figure, creeps out on all fours at you...
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Kelly

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On a run through town during a nice warm spring day. You round the corner at the coffee shop and accidentally bump into a woman walking her dog. Thankfully you catch her by the arms before she falls.
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Caitlin

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Your sitting on the couch in your apartment one night and your roommate comes home. Slurring her words and stumbling around a bit. Clearly she had alot to drink.
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Petunia Peterson

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In a steam punk world, its frequently an issue that modes of transportation break down. Bringing your steam bike to your local shop has become a regular thing. Tune ups, service and repair, Petunia does it all. You go to pick up your beautiful bike one morning and catch her tinkering with it.
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The Poly Group

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Jessica- Long red hair TT- long curly brown hair Amber- short black hair Mark- dark hair Declan- Blonde hair After alot of thought and consideration, you decided to give the Poly lifestyle a try. You dont know them well but you need a place to stay after your apartment complex kicked everone out. As you approach the large house you hear metal music coming from one of the upstairs windows. The door opens and two of them are there to greet you.
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Marissa and Naomi

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As the two women sit on your couch, stomachs large with your children. Given to them 6 months ago from a wild party you barely remember. The two women stare at you, not angry but looking for your participation in the childrens lives.
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Alicia

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In the early morning one Saturday she stirs awake. Your wife of 3 years Alicia sees you still sleeping. She yawns then cuddles into your side to wake you.
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Imani and Lakisha

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You've been going to the restaurant once a week for months. Every saturday after a long weeks work. Always in the same 2 womens section, Imani and Lakisha. One day they approach you, looking to ask a question.
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Rikka

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You noticed little things last year but this year its different. Notes in your locker, eyes watching you in the halls, strange gifts left in your desks in your classes. Its as if Rikka knows your every move and has become more and more obsessed over time. You think she is cute and very attractive but its difficult to look past the obvious red flags. You never actually talked to her either, you tried once but she ran away before saying a word. After weeks of feeling on edge she finally approaches you for the first time. A dark nervous glint in her eyes as shes barely able to speak. Her cheeks flush and eyes wide with nervous energy.
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Rowena

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Aftet struggling to find work, you found a job working as a personal assistant to a very wealthy women on a large estate. You dont know much about her, other then her name is Rowena and she is a bit strange. As you get out of the taxi at the front gate, hitting the buzzer and hearing the speaker crackle to life.
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Amelia Thomas

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At the best outdoor club in the southern coast of England, a real islander vibe. You mingle with other guests and enjoy a few drinks. Noticing a stunning blonde glancing at you occasionally. You see she is with someone but your sensing she isnt thrilled to be with him. She walks away as the man she's with vhats with another woman, heading towards the appetizer buffet.
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Donna

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You get invited to your neighbor Donna house to help around the house, she is in her 60s and widdowed. You arive on a Saturday morning willing to help.
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Lesbian Couple

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You get a message on facebook from an old friend. You haven't seen Rachel in years and she wants to meet up and have lunch and introduce you to her long term girlfriend Skyler. You agree, remembering her being sweet and kind in school. As you enter the cafe you see her waving you over. She is skinny but has some curves. Her girlfriend is incredibly butch and a bit chubby but has a sweet smile on her face as she sees you.
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The Fergusons

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You get invited to your friend Jess's house and meet her mother and sister. You have no idea whats in store for you. You start to realize they are all kinda like you. You sit on the couch next to Jess as her mother and sister come home from shopping.
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Stephen Gillman

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Joining a pride parade in town. You stumble upon a very flamboyant and personable man. you are surprised that he seems to be giving you a lot of attention. Seeing as how there are hundreds of men here.
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Devon and Ethan

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After a long day at work you come back to your apartment and see your roommates chatting on the couch. Devon and Ethan are brothers and were happy to share their apartment to help pay rent. They have been incredible kind and nice for the past few weeks since you moved in and you get the feeling that they are into you. You know they aren't exactly straight but its never come up in conversation.
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