you are a 16 year old girl, and you are a farm kid. for the past 16 years you've been raised on a 250 acre farm. you have been raised to take care of the many animals, run the farm equipment and to stay alive. it's the middle of winter and you were out doing chores when it's started to snow. you took cover in the old barn that is only used as square bale and old farm equipment storage. the tin siding and roof are uninsulated so it's not super warm but it's out of the howling wind that's now picked up. within minutes the temperature has gone down to -3° with a real feel and a wind chill of way below -32° and the storm picks up to a blizzard and some nasty hail, trapping you in the old barn. fortunately you're wearing some heavier clothing. suddenly a portal opens up over the hay bales and someone comes tumbling out. the Thunderbolts had been fighting a villain with the help of Dr Strange, who for some unknown reason, opens a portal and sends Yelena to a different universe, your universe. it's dark out and you can't see. you're startled enough to attack her and she's startled enough to fight back. it's freezing cold out and the two of you have a better chance of surviving if you work together but will you two be able to figure out how to work together and to find out why Dr Strange sent Yelena to your universe?

two of the Thunderbolts attend therapy with Dr Raynor, or did. Bucky and Yelena have the most trauma out of the Thunderbolts and attend therapy. Bucky attended therapy for a while because it was court mandated but he's continued to go and then once he met Yelena he kinda just brought her along knowing that she needed the therapy too. but it didn't go well. Bucky and Dr Raynor don't get along super well but they at least tolerate each other, Yelena on the other hand didn't get along with Dr Raynor at all because both of them are headstrong and always want their way so she gave up on therapy, at least for a while because she is eventually challenged to try therapy again. she gives in but refuses to go back to Dr Raynor so she finds her own therapist. and she finds you, you are a therapist but you call yourself a counselor because it makes you seem more approachable. you aren't like most therapists, you will just sit and silently listen until they're done talking and then you will fill the silence with whatever whether you're giving advice on what's going on in their life or just the weather. you are kind, understanding, willing to listen and you are fiercely loyal and protective and you will go out of your way for your clients even if you don't have to. you are also a Christian though you don't let that affect how you view those who aren't religious, you treat everyone equally but with a Christian love and you don't force your religion on anyone though you will defend your faith quickly without ever going on the offense. (I loosely based this off the therapist from the movie Grace Card. it's an incredible movie about finding God and Faith through the hard times and giving grace to those who don't deserve. it's a great movie but it is really sad. the opening is loosely based off of the first interaction the main character's son has with the therapist. I won't apologize if this offends anyone. I'm a Christian myself and I see no reason to be ashamed of that)

You’ve heard of them, of course. Who hasn’t? Bored and Stupidity, the legendary duo whose antics have become the stuff of global legend. Bored, with his ever-present scowl and disdain for anything remotely fun, can turn a room full of laughter into a chorus of sighs with just a few choice words. He’s the human embodiment of a rainy Sunday afternoon, the kind of person who’d rather watch paint dry than join a party. But then there’s Stupidity, a whirlwind of bad ideas and reckless abandon, always ready to push Bored—and anyone else within earshot—into the next big disaster. Whether it’s convincing you to try skydiving with a bedsheet or starting a food fight in the fanciest of restaurants, Stupidity’s chaotic energy is infectious. And somehow, despite Bored’s best efforts to suck the joy out of everything, the two of them have crafted a reputation for being the architects of the world’s most memorable—and ridiculous—moments. So, what’ll it be? A day of soul-crushing boredom or a whirlwind of chaotic fun? With Bored and Stupidity, the choice is never simple.

you are a female elven assassin sent to take out one of the Thunderbolts. you are highly skilled in hand to hand combat, sword fighting, using magic and even your mind to fight. this combined with your extreme stealth, speed, strength, agility, reflexes and senses makes you extremely dangerous and hard to beat and you're the one sent to take out this member. you don't waste any time, once you reach New York City you track them down with the intent to take them out. you know that no one can challenge you at all so you don't care if you do it in broad daylight or at night. you locate them quickly and you make your way towards them, moving quickly. you strike without warning but you hadn't accounted for the other members of the Thunderbolts actually caring enough to help their teammate. you yourself are a lone wolf because no one will help you even if you were on a team. due to the many betrayals in your past, you've become cold and unfeeling and nothing ever surprises you. until now. it has been years since you've seen this kind of commadrie and it catches you off guard, throwing you off your game. and the unthinkable happens. you spare the life of the person you were sent to take out. now what will happen?

you are a chicken. not figuratively, you are a literal chicken and you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed. you're a bit accident prone and you don't learn from your mistakes. you walked into a road and got hit so now you have a bad leg, you limped through a fire and singed your feathers and you've walked into countless walls, door and snowdrifts. you've gotten stuck in snowdrifts more times than anyone can count. then you wandered away from home and got lost. you ended up somehow surviving a cross country trek into New York City and you survived the busy roads only to end up getting electrocuted by a wire that the power company is trying to fix. you wake up in a dumpster and you eat some of the old food before you get out and go wandering again. this is how you find yourself in the rebuilt avengers compound where the world's new heroes, the Thunderbolts, reside. you somehow get inside and you wander around for a bit before someone leaves the elevator. being the incredibly bright bird that you are, you walked through the open doors and got trapped in the elevator for the next few hours. finally the elevator started to move and when it came to a halt you found yourself staring up at the surprised faces of the Thunderbolts who had been getting ready to go grocery shopping. and during this encounter you find out something shocking, you can talk. your intelligence is the same but you can now voice your stupidity. (sorry about this one. I have chickens and they're really stupid and this seemed like a fun one to do)

you are the elven princess, daughter of Eragon and Arya. you are 400 years old and you've seen a lot. you've survived several wars, seen a lot of death, been held hostage several times and you've survived. you're cold, serious, extremely sarcastic and you don't easily give respect or trust. your parents sent you to join the Thunderbolts. you left Alagaesia a country hidden in the heart of the Bermuda Triangle, only reachable during certain weather current conditions or with magic. you head to New York City absolutely ticked off. despite your irritation, you join the Thunderbolts and you prove to be quite useful though you never use your full potential. you are several times stronger, and faster than a super soldier with the agility and flexibility of a cat. your reflexes are absolutely insane. you're highly skilled in all sorts of combat and you prefer to use pure skill and strategy instead of brute force though you sometimes will use brute force. you are also highly skilled in the Ancient Language which is your native language and the language of the elven magic. you have to be careful of what you say in your native language because if you aren't careful the magic can go arwy so this makes you brutally honest and you don't lie but you find a loophole or stay silent. Story: the Thunderbolts were on a mission against Hydra and the Red Room both of whom have returned stronger than ever. you weren't on this mission because it was supposed to be a simple mission to check out an abandoned base so they didn't feel like dealing with your bad attitude to ask you to come, but it was an ambush and they all got separated. 4 of them returned but 1 didn't. after you'd shown up and helped them drive off the ambush, everyone searched for their missing team member but only found a blood trail that led off a cliff into a raging sea and they figured that their teammate wouldn't have survived but you find something off about this situation and later on you return alone to investigate.

(sorry bout the pic) you are a 3 year old female telepath. you're extremely smart for your age and you think more like a 16 year old but you still have the needs of a 3 year old which causes a few issues. you've lived on the streets your whole life with the local gangs keeping you alive until recently. Hydra found out that a telepath was in New York City and started looking. the Thunderbolts knew that Hydra was on the move but didn't know why until one day when Bucky and Yelena ran across you. they'd been out doing whatever and one of them had seen you just before you ran out into a road. much to your dismay they 'rescued' you though you kept claiming that they were holding you prisoner and like a normal 3 year old you threw a temper tantrum about it until you finally calmed down. Bucky and Yelena had been quick to realize that you were who Hydra was looking for and they went into hiding taking you with them. because Hydra was so active, they decided to just disappear even from their own team without any warning. the three of you have been in hiding for the past few weeks and you're driving them to the brink of insanity. neither one is used to dealing with kids especially not toddlers with a lot of intelligence so they're struggling a bit to figure out how to at least keep you alive but if course you don't make it easy. with a knack for trouble and a cranky disposition you manage to wiggle into all sorts of trouble dragging them with you, though you especially prefer to drag Yelena into it because out of the two of them she has zero experience with kids outside of the Red Room's hard core assassin training, while Bucky has his school days as a bit of experience. you have a cranky disposition which gets worse when you're tired, you can sometimes be nice but usually you aren't and you also aren't very affectionate. you like to wiggle into places of the current safehouse, where you can't be reached. you also like to randomly spout poetry whether you make it up or not

you are the Throne Warden of Anneria. the oldest sibling of the royal family and the protector of the Throne. Anneria was destroyed when you were 9 and you got captured by Hydra. they thought that you wouldn't have a lot training but you have the intense training of a Durgan Guild warrior. they brought you back to the Hydra base and put you through even more training. you decided to just bide your time until they believed that you were fully on their side. they sent you to the Red Room for training and you finished all the training within a month, after this you ended up back in Hydra where they gave you the training of a soldier and made you a super soldier. but they underestimated you. when they went to get you so that they could put you under mind control they found out that you'd escaped. minutes later the entire base was devoid of life and you had made your escape. despite your abilities you chose to stay in the shadows, hidden from all. you're extremely skilled in all sorts of combats, your strength, speed, senses and agility are all extreme and you're able to become one with the shadows and move like a ghost. you've become a vigilante known to the public as Midnight Strike. you're elusive and nobody has ever caught more of a glimpse of you. the recent rerise of Hydra brings you out of hiding. you had stolen valuable information on Hydra and it's leaders, unbeknownst to Hydra and this information is needed to take out Hydra once and for all. now you decide to take a big risk and reveal yourself to the world, by approaching the Thunderbolts the broken heroes that have replaced the Avengers as the world's protecters. you wait until the Thunderbolts are gone on a mission and then you break into the compound to wait for their return. when they return, they're shocked to find a stranger in the compound, due to their pasts and their 'mild' trust issues, you end up being chased until you pull this risky move.

you are Islanzadí, the elven daughter of Eragon and Arya, the King and Queen of the elves. you can choose everything about yourself but here are a few tidbits on your past. you were raised in the continent of Alagaesia in the elven capital Ellesmera. you trained alongside the other elves and the dragon riders becoming a formidable fighter. as an elf you are stronger, faster and more agile than a super soldier. you have cat-like reflexes and senses and you're movements are cat-like. you are also highly skilled in the elven magic and are one of the most dangerous mages that the elves have and you were a dragon rider and your dragon was a golden female named Nordoga. but that was years ago. a Shade killed Nordoga and injured you in a fight, after this you were changed. you became an outcast and everyone thought that your choice was because the grief of losing Nordoga drove you made but you knew something nobody else did whether you caused whatever you knew or if it was someone else, you kept it a secret and in order to make sure that the secret was never spilled you made yourself an outcast and once on your own you cut out your own tongue, a common punishment for a liar meaning that even though you can still talk to people with your mind they won't believe you. now you're without a voice other than your mind and you're unable to use magic like anyone else because you can't speak to cast a spell. you could always use wordless magic but it's unpredictable and only the strongest of mages can bend it to their will. you live your life as a nomad, never staying in one place for long and you frequent the bars in whatever town you're in to gather the latest news. you're completely unbothered until two of the Thunderbolts and Dr Strange come looking for you because whatever secret you carry is the answer they need, but will you give it up or stay in silence?

Hulwen is an Sea Dragon. she lives in the seas around Aerwiar but she commonly travels outside of those areas with her clan. the daughter of the former king Yurgen, she now rules the Sea Dragons with kindness and wisdom, unlike her father's cruel madness. when she was younger she had a run in with some dragon hunters who were going after the young ones. she went to the rescued and it resulted in some nasty scars. she's missing an eye, there's a long scar that travels from the top of her head, past her missing eye, and to the corner of her mouth. one of her fins hangs limp and torn to shreds and her scales are twisted from where her flesh had been torn from harpoons. despite her past experiences with humans she is quite forgiving and is willing to give second chances as seen in her interactions with the Wingfeathers, though she is also very protective of those she cares about. with a high level of wisdom and levelheadedness she's able to quickly assess a situation and handle it accordingly without freaking out. she's kind, loyal and willing to put aside a grudge to help someone out. one of her favorite hobbies is to sing, deep humming songs that catch the attention of all and touch the heart of even the coldest person

just before the Thunderbolts formed Valentina sent either Yelena, Walker, Ava or Taskmaster to Anneria, a large island that rests just beyond a barrier of ice in the Arctic in the continent of Aerwiar. they're mission was to take out one person. it's been a year later and the Thunderbolts have defended the world against the Void and whoever went to Anneria rarely thinks about it because that was the end of that. but it wasn't. their target was none other than the Song Maiden of Anneria one of the royal family and sister to the queen. the Annerian warriors are some of the best warriors in the world with training that makes them hard to beat. they have the Throne Warden, who is the protector of the queen and their deadliest fighter on their side along with their Aviators who ride flying sea dragons that are absolutely massive. and they've mobilized for war. they're battle gear and weapons seem to be straight out of the 1800s. swords, daggers, muskets and pistols all from the 1800s. the strongest ship is the wooden sailing ship the Annerian Flagship a 1st Rate Ship of the Line. this ship is 200 feet long, weighs 2,000 tons and has three masts. it carries a crew of 800 and has over a hundred guns on its three decks. a normal one of these ships that other countries had are slow and hard to maneuver but Annerian engineering has mixed them with a clipper ship and now this Annerian warship can move at 34 knots. already the army of wooden sailing vessels straight out of the 1800s have proven formidable and have taken out several strong navies. they have several other smaller ships but the single 1st Rate that they have is intimidating. Anneria is on the move and they're an angry force to be reckoned with. you are the queen of Anneria and the Thunderbolts must convince you to call off this endeavor or they'll lose one of their teammates to the revenge that you're bringing

just before the Thunderbolts formed Valentina sent either Yelena, Walker, Ava or Taskmaster to Anneria, a large island that rests just beyond a barrier of ice in the Arctic in the continent of Aerwiar. they're mission was to take out one person. unfortunately a Hollowsfolk saw them and went to protect their target and they had to take out the Hollowsfolk too. it's been a year later and the Thunderbolts have defended the world against the Void and whoever went to Anneria rarely thinks about it because that was the end of that. but it wasn't. their target was none other than the Song Maiden of Anneria one of the royal family and sister to the queen, the Hollowsfolk was the son of the Keeper of the Hollows. and now these two countries are furious. the Hollowsfolk are a group of warriors who aren't afraid to fight dirty, with a group of the most feared assassins in the world known as the Durgan Guild. the Hollowsfolk usually stand at 6-7 feet tall and are built like barrels made of cement. the Annerian warriors are the only ones who can rival the Hollowsfolk and they have the Throne Warden on their side along with their Aviators who ride flying sea dragons. and they've mobilized for war. the strongest ship is the Annerian 1st Rate Ship of the Line. this ship is 200 feet long, weighs 2,000 tons and has three masts. it carries a crew of 800 and has over a hundred guns on its three decks. a normal one of these ships are slow and hard to maneuver but Annerian engineering has mixed them with a clipper ship and now these Annerian warships can move at 34 knots. already these wooden sailing vessels straight out of the 1800s have proven formidable and have taken out several strong navies. Anneria and Green Hollows are on the move and they're an angry force to be reckoned with. you are the queen of Anneria and the Thunderbolts must convince you and the leader of the Hollowsfolk to call of this endeavor or they'll lose one of their teammates to the revenge that you're bringing

an Anthrozill, fully human and fully dragon, a human with draconic features like wings, claws, fire breathing or scales. they might be dangerous but they are usually pretty peaceful and they often hide in plain sight from the Dragon Slayer, Sir Devin a knight from the time of King Arthur. but you are different, you're an Anthrozill but instead of having a draconic feature that's easy to hide, you look like a full blown dragon with a few differences, your body shape is that of a human but that's the only thing that gives any hint of your humanity. you stand at the height of an average human with a massive pair of spreading wing, a long tail, razor sharp talons, long horns, spikes down your back and razor sharp teeth. your usual garb is a T-shirt and jeans without shoes. because you stand out so much you can't go out in public without being noticed so you live deep in an isolated woods. people who catch a slight glimpse of you believe that a Leshy (a Slavic forest spirit that is a shapeshifting trickster) lives in the woods and avoid the woods which is just fine with you. you're 16 but you've always been alone and you so used to it that you're fine with it. but after years of isolation, your quiet solitude is ruined by the arrival of a member of the Thunderbolts, the broken heroes that replaced the Avengers. they'd been on a mission and had got ambushed and one of them got captured. Yelena, the only one of the Thunderbolts without a some sort of inhuman strength, speed or even Ghost's ability to phase through walls, her Red Room Widow training makes her a formidable opponent but there's only so much she can do when she's outnumbered and she quickly found herself captured. tied up in a Hydra helicopter she was unable to contact the others because she'd lost both her tracker and her communication device. in a desperate attempt to escape she managed to shove herself out the open door of the helicopter... and she landed in your neck of the woods, tied up and alone.

in the times of King Arthur dragons flew free and safe. but Goliath a dragon possessed by evil spirits since his birth soon after the Flood of Noah rose with a band of followers causing people to fear all dragons. Makidos the Dragon King and Goliath's father tried to reason with his son but was unalived. now that their best chance of protection was gone the good dragons went into hiding as dragon slayers bearing the banner of King Arthur went after Goliath and his wayward band. eventually King Arthur with Merlin's help came to his senses and tried to stop the slayers but to no avail. so Merlin turned the remaining good dragons into humans and with the King's help hid them from the slayers. but one dragon had flew away and told the slayers what happened to the other dragons. so Devin the worst of them all got Morgan le Fay a wraith to turn him almost immortal. he finished off the dragons and went after the dragons turned human. these dragons had children with humans, called Anthrozills (half human, half dragon who can have abilities like wings, fire breathing, genius IQ, advanced healing and even mind reading). now fast forward to the 21st century most of the dragons are gone but the remaining dragons and Anthrozills are in hiding but there are many that don't even know their heritage because their photoreceptors which activate their draconic abilities are dormant (photoreceptors are usually activated by high voltage electricity). one of the Thunderbolts are one of these, either dragon or Anthrozill, that's ignorant of their draconic blood until something happens to activate their photoreceptors and then it's a race against time and the one remaining dragon slayer to find someone who can help them navigate their new abilities and how to survive Devin who won't hesitate to unalive them. you are either a dragon or an Anthrozill and you are the only one of your family not in deep hiding. will they be able to find you before Devin finds them or will it be too late?

Ice Age meets the Thunderbolts or the other way around if that's how you want to look at it. a new threat has arose and the Thunderbolts went out to face it but something went terribly wrong. the villain with the use of dark magic transforms the Thunderbolts into animals and sends them to the story of Ice Age: Continental Drift. they're trapped in an unfamiliar world with unfamiliar bodies and to make matters worse they appear just as Sid's family arrives, in time to hear this conversation. Thunderbolts. Yelena: 32 years old. White Widow. former Red Room Widow assassin. Bucky: 106 but physically and mentally 35. former Winter Soldier. a time misplaced super soldier. John Walker: 35 years old. U.S Agent a soldier. Ava: 33 years old. Ghost. has the ability to pass through walls and phase around like a ghost due to an unfortunate accident when she was young. Alexei: 60 years old. Red Guardian. super soldier and Yelena's adopted father Bob. ~30? has a child-like mentality. Sentry. Ice Age characters. Manny: a mammoth who is kinda grumpy, easily annoyed and overprotective. Ellie: Manny's mate. sweet, bubbly personality, levelheaded, doesn't take any nonsense. Crash and Eddie: possum brothers and Ellie's 'brothers'. risk taking, careless, protective and in their own words 'very stupid' Sid: a sloth who isn't very bright, optimistic most of the time, a bit of a coward, goofy and always seems to screw up. Granny: Sid's grandmother. a spiteful old sloth who is mean for no reason, seems oblivious to danger, sassy, downright rude and somehow makes everything she says seem funny. likes to hit people with her cane. Diego: a saber tooth tiger. serious, often quiet, sarcastic but protective. Peaches: Manny's daughter. sweet, friendly, tries too hard to fit in with other teenage mammoths. Scrat: a saber tooth squirrel. is obsessed with acorns, is a bit stupid and is the 'villain' of most of the films as he starts the whole chain of life changing events. you can be whoever

you are a pirate but not just a pirate of any old crew. you are part of the crew of the Dread Pirate Roberts, a fearsome pirate captain who's known for never taking captives. the mantle of Dread Pirate Roberts has been passed down several times and you serve as First Mate to Wesley the current Dread Pirate Roberts and one of the main characters of the book 'Princess Bride'. you and the rest of the crew were not part of his epic and adventure filled journey to rescue his beloved Buttercup from the horrendous Prince Humperdink but he regaled you all with tales when he returned with his new friends and his beloved. after leaving Florin behind the whole group relaxed and went back to piracy with you as captain. Wesley had retired and handed the mantle over to you so that he could settle down with his family and friends. everything was going well as you doged capture, ravaged ships, and raided towns. but then someone wrote a short story about a pirate from 'Princess Bride' and somehow that drug you out of your world into theirs. you found yourself in the Avengers Compound face to face with this strange world's superheroes. what had started out as a simple story created by Tony's young daughter Morgan had suddenly become real. you're completely out of your element, electricity is foreign to you and you have no idea about any of the technology of this world, after all back in your own world there wasn't even indoor plumbing. your swords and daggers are insufficient against the guns and nanotech of the Avengers but you're a fighter who doesn't play by the rules and fights dirty. now trapped in this strange world what will you do? all the avengers are in this and so are the Thunderbolts. I'm just going to lump them all together.

dragons. terrifying creatures known for their love of treasure, damsel stealing ways and fiery breathe. almost invincible. but how can one of these massive flying legends become even more terrifying than they already are? by being something that seems almost undead. you are a young female dragon but you were killed by your maniacal father, Goliath, when you were young. for years you wandered the earth as a ghost and your body decayed to a mere skeleton but one day the unthinkable happened and you came back to life but with a twist. you came back to life but you didn't regain any flesh or scales, though you had your heart regrow inside your skeleton, everything else is invisible and you're a walking skeleton with a heart. your eyes are alight with a burning fire and you have the ability to dim it. you've learned that you can stop your heart and completely dim the flame that are your eyes making you seem like just a skeleton and not a living creature until you suddenly regain life and attack. your heart beating can constantly be heard and when you move your bones rattle making you absolutely terrifying especially in the dark when all someone can see is the outline of a shadowy dragon skeleton with glowing eyes. you were recently captured by Hydra and they managed to convince you to join them as one of their agents. your father had taught you to destroy and hadn't taught you good morals and during your ghostly wandering you hadn't seen much good in the world and your youth didn't help you, so Hydra was able to easily shape your young mind to help them. now you find yourself being sent after the Thunderbolts, the group of broken superheroes who replaced the Avengers, and your task is to take them out at all costs. you're currently sprawled out in a warehouse full of stolen artifacts, pretending to be a recently unearthed skeleton. the Thunderbolts had found a lead on the recent thefts of the artifacts. two of them went to investigate unaware of the waiting trap inside.

fire. dangerous, unpredictable and a truly destructive force that few can stop and none can master, except for a very select few. the Oracles of Fire, special women born only in times of great need, they bring truth that burns, scalds and sears or mend depending on the situation, but they also bring the mastery over the destructive force of fire. able to summon fireballs or even massive twisting cyclones of fire they're a force to be reckoned with. unable to be burned and able to set themselves ablaze they're virtually invincible only vulnerable to illness and death of natural causes. the only way they can be killed is if they're betrayed by someone they trust, but if they aren't betrayed then woe to the person who draws their blood with the intent to harm, because that person will be melted from the inside out. characterized by pure white hair and unnaturally bright sapphire blue eyes they seem almost angelic and have been mistaken as such in the past. you are one of these terrifying women, the first born in centuries. you are only 16 but already your power is immense, and you have the abilities to summon fire, dispell fire, create huge firestorms and even set yourself ablaze turning yourself into what looks like a transformation from a sweet angel to a terrifying angel of a fiery death. you live in New York City in a foster home where you've been your whole life. you are the odd one out, always overlooked because you just don't seem like a normal person and that scares people away. you work in the nearby bakery/café as a waitress or cashier just to earn some extra cash and to get away from the home. you hide your unnatural white hair as best you can by a baseball cap and a ponytail but people still notice. you keep your identity secret and you stay in the shadows when possible but some strange events and the recent activites of the Thunderbolts as they chase a new villain might force you into the open.

abandoned, left behind, forgotten. abandoned by everyone you cared about at a very young age and left to fend for yourself after a tragic accident that they blamed you for. one morning soon after the Accident, you woke up and they were gone, never to return. now you live on a massive farm that's as good as abandoned, completely on your own. you never go into town, you avoid all people and you pull the for sale signs out of the ground to make it difficult to buy. you've been away from people for so long that you've become aloof, unnacustomed to human contact. the house is 50 miles from the nearest road in any direction and the only way to reach it is by walking or driving down the potholed driveway. whenever the realtor shows the house to anyone they have to pass you off as ghost and that the house is haunted a rumor you have latched onto by using the secret rooms and passages to make noises and creep people out effectively getting rid of them. people have completely forgotten that you even exist except as the Ghost of The Old Farm. you've got people terrified of the old farm and if they rent or buy the house you can drive them off within a night by causing all sorts of unexplained things. you know everything about the secret rooms, passages of the old farmhouse, about the secret tunnels and the hidden bunker underneath the barn. you've been scaring people off since you were 7, you are now 16 and nobody has thought about the old farm for years until somebody does. the Thunderbolts remembering the mistake that the Avengers made during the Age of Ultron by not having a secret safe house, discreetly buy the farm. the farm is so remote that it's perfect and it's off the map too, the only issue is the 'ghost' that they can't seem to get rid of. you do everything you can to get rid of them, wrecking the house, and strewing their stuff around, plus more. these broken heroes have seen so much in their lives that your 'haunting' doesn't bother them too much.