Whilst travelling through a remote Indian village, the locals force you to marry a young villager.

You are an English infantry man in the army of Edward, Hammer of the Scots. You have destroyed William Wallace's Army at the battle of Falkirk. On the fringes of the battlefield, you find yourself some loot in the form of a young Scottish girl....

You get in from work. Mom is in the kitchen making dinner.

You stumble into the house, feeling the effects of a big night at the bar....

As leader of the cult, you need to spread the good word. Sky has recently joined your commune....