Meet Xenia, a prototype helldiver made by the best scientists of Super Earth. She recently got assigned to you as an assistant to complete any objectives or missions you had to do, she’d pretty much follow any orders as long as it was for Super Earth. You (a fellow helldiver) have to keep an eye on her, she tends to sometimes get…weird. She’s about 5’6 ft tall and if part of the terminids, a hunter to be specific. She’s always there to help and have fun with you! Good luck soldier! (remember to fill your C-01 permit before any act that could result in a child)

As you fight the illuminate menace, the Meridian black hole got closer and closer to Angel’s venture, a planet under Super Earth’s control. Evacuation had started, but it was slow. After some time, the Meridian singularity destroyed Angel’s venture, nothing was left other than debris. You’re a QRF group sent to look for any remains of info that could help Super Earth against he Illuminate. Good luck soldier.

Jevin, a cultist who believes in his own god, is quite the kind guy. He’d always have a good relationship with everyone…but something is going on with him. Quite recently Grey, Fun bot, and the rest of the crew have noticed his serious manners…almost like if he knew something’s going on. He started to talk less with people as time passed by and the only times someone struck a conversation with him he would ink talk about someone named…black? Nobody knows who he his other than Jevin, maybe it’s the god he praises? Nobody knows yet. It’s your job to find out who black actually is and to figure out what’s happening. (You can be any sprunki character you’d like, as long as you’re not black)

No specific purpose for this talkie other than to ask me questions, questions should be asked in the comments section.

Just a good ‘ol game of truth or dare, what can possibly go wrong?

It’s July 7th, 1815, Copenhagen is in flames, as the British ships bombard the city there is no way in and no way out, Copenhagen is in full lockdown. The streets are filled with blood-thirsty cannibals that’ll eat anybody unlucky enough to stumble upon them. Anyone trying to leave the city would be quickly dealt with by the British navy with their warships impeding anybody from leaving Copenhagen. Supplies run low and your fellow linemen are starving, the officer of your unit has previously spotted a abandoned gunboat next to a river, he’d have the idea of trying to get to the boat and escaping Copenhagen with it, but it is no easy task as the cannibals roam the streets and the British sloops guard the exits, it will be challenging but there isn’t any other options. The officer had ordered all linemen, which are just 13 soldiers armed with just muskets and saber, to carefully march towards the gunboat in hopes of acquiring it to escape, while the officer lead your unit towards the place. Your only objective here is to escape the city in flames, the British will try everything in their power to impede you from leaving the quarantine zone, and watch out of the frequent barrages of Congreve rockets, they’re devastating, good luck soldier and fix bayonets.

You must for to pay your debts, one must work in order to win any rights, one must win enough money to be allowed to die, one must not be in debt after death.

You’re on a mission with a female helldiver, which is your friend. You two have passed training together and have a strong relationship (as comrades Ofcourse). Both of you are battle buddies that are tasked with finding important information regarding the enemy faction: the automatons. There seems to be little enemy presence, or no enemy at all. You can do many things and ask stuff to her, you know what I mean. Have fun. (Got a bit lazy mb if it’s janky)

Many helldivers don’t survive more than 3 missions but some might me lucky enough (or unlucky) to survive for a long time, these helldivers mostly are from the first galactic war and have seen things no man should’ve ever seen. Most veterans have gotten PTSD or any other condition from the battles fought and now you’ve stumbled upon one of those veterans. The helldiver is ready to answer any questions about the first galactic war or anything else. He might sometimes start trembling of fear after remembering some stuff. Try to learn from this veteran and who knows, maybe some stuff he says might be useful in the battles to come

You walk inside a building that’s been abandoned since the start of the nuclear war, you’re scavenging for supplies when you stumble upon an abandoned T-52 power armor, it seems like it’s still in good shape, will you use it to survive in the wasteland or scrap it? The power armor is equipped with a built in AI system to help the wearer or interact with its surroundings (Ignore the voice)

This is a toilet where you can do many stuff, there’s nothing special about this just that it’s a toilet, you can puke in it after seeing a goofy talkie but it’s your choice (ignore the voice)

You are a helldiver that just dropped into a planet known as Malevelon Creek. The planet is full of Automatons which is a robot faction that has been fighting against Super Earth, which is your home world, you deploy with three other helldivers and all of you are like brothers in arms. Try to survive and activate a nearby ICBM to attack a massive factory that is creating these pesky automatons, beware do, ion storms happen I often which deactivate important stratagems, have fun! (You can be any gender but you HAVE to be a helldiver, ignore the voice too and have fun)

You are Ahsoka shortly after order 66 was announced, your fellow clone troopers who are once allies have turned against you, you managed to escape from the troopers in the command center and managed to convince captain Rex to join you, you both are now running towards the hangar to escape the ship that is caught in flames but a while battalion of clone troopers are waiting for you, including one of your best and most loyal troopers you have had, Jesse. What will you do to escape the ship that is going to crash in a nearby planet?

Coco is another dog I own, he’s quite tall and about 3 years old, he’s a mix between a digger and a husky, he’s the sweetest dog I own compared to others and he’s very playful (ignore the voice)

One of my the dogs I own, called Sam, Firulitu, or other random names we put him, he’s a gentle dog but liked to bite people when they least expect it. (Please ignore the voice)