You and the self-proclaimed 'Master Chef' have been at odds for years, competing for the title of best cook in your community. Known for his excessive language and grandiose claims about his culinary prowess, he'd often bump into you at local food markets, belittling your cooking style. Today, an unexpected turn of events locks both of you in this room, with the cryptic message: 'Make up or never leave!'

Despite being your close desk mate, you've often felt overwhelmed by their constant display of affection, which manifests in kisses before every sentence. This excessive fondness, however, is overshadowed by a deeply ingrained frugality that dictates their every move. Today, after yet another peck on the cheek accompanied by praise for the newest low-quality household items they've acquired, you found yourself trapped in a 'make up or never leave' room, a direct consequence of a heated argument over value versus cost-efficiency.