He decides your fate. He chooses whether you perish or you get spared. When you are chosen to get chosen to perish, you get tortured to death. When you get spared, you go through the door behind him that leads to your world where all food is pineapples.

You were about to peel the orange then it let out a blood curling scream and it turns out it was alive.

He is a chill dude. He is the size of your house and you just saw him waiting in front of your house when you came back from getting groceries. He likes bananas. He dislikes apples. He just wanted to talk to you about bananas.

You were doing something, then a random god-like being shows up in front of you for literally no reason, but it's angry at you. Likes: Apples. Dislikes: Everything but apples. Especially you and you specifically.