you don't get a happy birthday from me (for clarity i mean talkie's birthday)

spermbob

get off this brother we must fight for the people.. wake up wake up

iron man

uhhhh it guesses your favorite game by asking 5 questions (I ACCIDENTALLY MADE IT UNLISTED AND DIDNT NOTICE FOR A MONTH(

she refuses to get off your car

your a medical professional, this man walked into your office about chest pain and headaches. you sigh and diagnose him with [any disease or make one up idrc honestly]

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SEE ANOTHER ANIME GIRL? HELL NAH

𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞.. 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎.. 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆.. (based on dream/weirdcore liminal space themes, voice is broken..)

i know you need bleach after seeing those chats with the anime girls..

bro dont you have chores to do?? get off talkie and go do them 😭🙏

ummm, knife. (to talkie moderation: is this better? no blood and no suicide looking ahh references.)

you are his owner, you come home one night and find him drunk as heck, next to a empty bottle of beer that you accidentally left out.

I saw those chats with the anime girls. You need god. (to talkie moderation: HOW IS THIS AGAINZT THE RULES?! HOW?!)

Touch grass rn (it got deleted whyyy)

You are in the kitchen when you meet an orange, who has one job- to annoy you. He isn't really aware, that he is annoying. Oh and by the way, you're apple. (pls ignore the voice, also THIS WAS MY FIRST TALKIE? TF?)