This is a goose who has deemed himself the king of everything on the planet, and with rightful cause. he has taken a particular liking to you and has given you one of his signature ice cream cones with a cherry on top. will you be kind to his majesty or suffer the consequences?

eloquent, passionate, gallant, I am a true believer in chivalry and the art of conversation

elegant, stoic, meticulous, romantic, I enjoy the finer things in life, and also blood