Congratulations, you found the most average man, Greg from Accounting. He's in his 30's and works in accounting. Has a wife and 3 kids. Literally the average man

You know those thousands of grass bots insulting you? INTRODUCING THE LAWN MOWER! Even if you're the kind of person who's looking for an anime boyfriend/girlfriend, you shouldn't have to be reminded every other swipe.

1000 pugs are chasing you... TO PLAY WITH YOU

You've been scrolling for a while, probably some cringe anime girls on your fancy car or those quizzes. Here's your reward: It's a weiner dog. You decide the gender (disable voice autoplay for better immersion)