Zurich (ZH): The ultimate Main Character. Thinks he is the boss of the server. ​Bern (BE): Permanent slow-motion mode. Takes forever to respond. ​Luzern (LU): Obsessed with selling watches and luxury souvenirs. ​Uri (UR): Mountain life. Only knows 5 different people. ​Schwyz (SZ): Loves his low taxes and expensive SUVs. ​Obwalden (OW): The king of the "Middle of Nowhere." ​Nidwalden (NW): Like Obwalden, but with even more money. ​Glarus (GL): Living in the deep shadows of the mountains. Very edgy. ​Zug (ZG): The Crypto King. Loves his digital gold and fast cars. ​Fribourg (FR): 100% focused on cheese, cows, and fondue. ​Solothurn (SO): Member of the "Secret Number 11" cult. ​Basel-Stadt (BS): Rich Pharma-expert. Really dislikes Zurich. ​Basel-Landschaft (BL): The confusing neighbor of Basel-Stadt. ​Schaffhausen (SH): The lonely northern tip of the map. ​Appenzell AR: Big traditions, tiny villages. ​Appenzell AI: Living in a museum from the year 1850. ​St. Gallen (SG): Bratwurst protector. Strictly NO mustard allowed. ​Graubünden (GR): Speaks a secret mountain language (Romansh). ​Aargau (AG): Famous for white socks and unique driving style. ​Thurgau (TG): Apple juice lover with a very funny accent. ​Ticino (TI): The sunny side, currently stuck in a tunnel traffic jam. ​Vaud (VD): Loves his vineyards and lake views. ​Valais (VS): High up in the mountains with a lot of local juice. ​Neuchâtel (NE): Elegant watchmaker with fancy French vibes. ​Geneva (GE): Posh diplomat. Asks "Wait, is this Switzerland?" ​Jura (JU): The young rebel who finally left Bern's house.