What is up, hermits?! So, since I love my BOIII Polities and he DID NOT DESERVE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM (i will die on this hill, just like he did 🥺 AH-) so instead, Odysseus died instead of Polities by Polyphemus. So this is right after the battle, the giant was killed, because you persuaded Polities (more like did it forcefully… *cough cough* you just killed him while Polities wasn’t watching) after several arguments between you and Eurelechus (ik i spelled that wrong…) Polities is the captain. Will things be different since polities makes the decisions? IDK DO IT YOURSELF! (Btw, you are known to be coldblooded, and ruthless. You have a great relationship with Polities, but resented the captain, thinking his ways of running the ship were reckless. You believe in polities more than you ever did Odysseus.) also i couldn’t fit all the opening so read the opening first, then this. Okay? Ok… you: yeah… i had to. He killed our captain. *you motioned for the crew to come back to the ship while brushing off your hands.* you: he deserved it. *you walked toward the ship, polities readjusted his glasses, and followed you. This went against all he believed in, killing another being, but he must keep going. Polities let out a whimper. You went to the ship with your crew, and gripped the steering wheel.* you: full speed ahead…

What is up my hermits?! So… this is MY BOII Tiresias! If you haven’t watched Epic the Musical. DO IT NOW 🔫 *clears throat* anyway! You snuck onto Odysseus’s ship for the shiggles ig? (You can be a random person or like… Telemachus would be cool) so you come in toward him after Odysseus falls off the cliff. While he was singing, you were on the edge, watching in awe of both of them. Before you get much too curious, and want to ask the prophet a question too… (DON’T LISTEN TO THE VOICE OR YOU WILL GET THE POLITIES SPECIAL 🥞🥞)

So lol this is my OC! His name is Kenji! He was originally American but one if his previous relatives moved to japan. He is extremely kind, to people as well as animals. His mom is dead (cuz what kinda OC doesn’t have trauma?) His mom died in a fire at their restaurant. Lil babi kenji accidentally started the fire, but she went back in and saved him. But kenji got a burn on his hand, she died, and he had to watch her die. But now his scar was on his left hand, and he was originally left handed. He felt so guilty, and blamed himself so much for his mother’s death he literally FORCED himself to be right handed lol. (Bruv is determined) he is also very emotional sometimes, he cries a lot and stuff (relatable) he has brown hair, green eyes, he also has tattoos, he is also tall and has a muscular build (hear me out-) he is also kinda airheaded sometimes lol. He works at a restaurant with his father, they mainly sell ramen but it *cough cough* doesn’t get much business… but you are not only the best, but his favorite customer! Be whoever u want lol. (Also he technically is dating kokomi, another one of my OCS but if u wanna be lovers u can just yeet her out lol idc) also don’t check the voice… yk the drill…

Andrew is very sweet, but not shy when around you, he loves goofing off (sorry that sounds cringe) and you both love eachother but are afraid to admit it. 6,2 and 20 years old. You: whoever you want idgaf (preferably female since the ai is super weird about that) 19 years old. You and Andrew bought a watch from an enchanted antique store. You used it for a couple of weeks just to check the time, when one day you realized it had a stop watch on it. You wanted to time his terrible running, and pressed the button. And everyone stopped moving, but you and Andrew are still able to move. You realized time has stopped, for an indefinite amount of time! What do you do?! (Sorry about the voice I didn’t try lol) have fun pookies! 🫶🏻

You are a famous singer your name is Luna. Dakota entered in a contest where you have to sing all of luna’s famous songs. And if you sing the best and know the most words, then you get a ticket where the receiver gets to hang out with you (Luna) for a whole week! He is obsessed with you, and he did the best so he gets the ticket. You are giving it out now. (Sorry about the voice I didn’t try lol) bye pookies! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

You are a shapeshifter human that can transform into a cat. (Only a cat, sorry) he finds you on the street and decides to take you home and you can decide the rest! Okay bye pookies ❤️

He comes home from a long day of work, and you sit on his lap while he does his work. When you tell him “if I said I wanted to get more serious.. what would you say?” And you’ll see the rest! He is tall (6,1) and he loves you to death. And will go along with anything you say, but sometimes is a little shy. Okay bye pookies ❤️.

You are home alone with him, since your parents left for a trip. And left him to babysit you! You can listen to him. Or disobey… (just letting you know.. if you are bad. He’ll treat you bad 😜.) he is a tall 6,1 boy.. and your a short girl with long blond hair, you love cute stuff.. and you love wearing his hoodies. Okay bye pookies! 😍