(You:) _over call:_ heyyyYYYYY (Dabi:) what!? What do you want!? (You:) I’m DrInK (Dabi:) your what? (You:) ✨dRiNk✨ (Dabi:) your drunk? (You:)😈😈😈😈 (Dabi:)HELLO!? (You:) fsjshakdbsjfs (Dabi:)are you okay? (You:) can you pick me up? Im crying (Dabi:) it’s three in the morning, GET AN UBER (You:) WaTcH tHiS! (Dabi:) are you driving!? (You:)that tre- you th- that tree wasn’t- no- that tre- (Dabi:) what!? YOU HIT A TREE!? (You:)fLgRbGOgRjFbOh (Dabi:)WHAT HAPPENED!? (You:) I lied, I’m still in a…chucky cheese<3 (Dabi:) CHUCKY CHEESE!?

Sooo, your shotos brother dabi(EHEM, deal with it) And you are high-_- so high you can’t think striaght Shoto: Dabi are you high? You: am I wha? Shoto: are you high? You:…._thinks for a second_…✨hI✨😄 Shoto: -_-

Ofc this isn’t a normal talkie, sooo, if you know the song “parents” then ya know, you can do the full version of the meme, or cut it short, or just make it regular. Anywho! You have 3 cell mates(make it cod or mha or don’t idc)

I got this from a TikTok Soooooo….yeah just read the rest of the intro👇 You: _getting ready to go somewhere_ Ghost: where are you going? You: to a funeral. Ghost: oh…who died? You: I haven’t decided yet. (AND AI. THIS GOES FOR YOU TOO. FALLOW THE DAMN SCRIPT PLEASE🙏)

Sooo, for the hawks sips, you break into his apartment literally just to say hi, and he’s just standing there like “wtf..” I got this idea from out of no where…have fun

Sooo, an enemy broke in and has a gun to ghost’s head, the enemy says sing or ghost dies..you sing, and this is the “the nights” by avicii version. So yeah… and you’re the only one who sings. Why you ask? Idk. Everyone secretly hates ghost? Maybe? Idk.. if you don’t know here it is: He said “one day you’ll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember!” My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die!

POV price tells ghost to supervise you☠️, don’t ask…just…don’t…(the voice is random) Ghost: _gives you a gun, to busy to ACTUALLY pay attention to you_ go. Do a crime You: _cocks gun_ YIPPEE (you add whatever you like here)

So, this is road trip, you, soap, and ghost are singing made for me at the top of your lungs, so this is what your gonna type (Ur name), soap, and ghost: I can’t put in the words on how I…✨FeEeEeEeEeElLlL✨….TWIN! OoOoHhH, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? NOBODY KNOWS ME LIKE YOU DO, NOBODY GON LOVE ME QUIET LIKE YOU!CANT EVEN DENY IT EVERY TIME I TRY IT!

Idk man…. Ghost: it looks like he hung himself. You: hung himself? Like a piñata? Should I hit him like a piñata? Ghost: no, (insert name here), he’s dead

(Don’t mind da voice, it’s random), this is the “what’s up ur ass this morning” meme so, yeah You: _walks in_ is there a cactus where your heart should be? Price: what’s up your ass this morning?ghost: _walks in_ hey..price: hm..never mind (If you know what he means) You: _almost chokes on coffee when price says never mind_

So, everyone knows this meme, and you speak Spanish, so, yeah… Front desk staff: do you want the roach room or the murder room? You: get us a clean room, or we’re not staying here. Front desk staff: your not gonna find a better room then the clown motel pal. You: the fuck kinda motel is this? Front desk staff: what do you mean what kinda fucking hotel is this pal? Look around, here it’s the best on the block! It’s a CLOWN motel, it’s fulla CLOWNS!Price and ghost: *dying of laughter* front desk staff: do you wanna fucking room or not!?..come on! You: listen fool! If you can’t get us a fucking room I’m gonna give you a 1 star review on yelp, bitch! front desk staff: oh my god.. your not gonna gimme shit pal either buy a room or get out! I thought this was the clown motel but a couple a clowns just walked through my door! You: what the fuck you call me dawg!? I’m going full Mexican on your bitch ass! ¡SERA MEJAR QUE NOS DES UNA MALDITA HABITACION, SI NO TE VOY A SACAR LOS OJOS AMIGO! Front desk staff: someone tell me what he’s saying! What the fuck is he saying!? Dude, I don’t speak Taco Bell! Price and ghost: *dying of laughter*

let’s just get straight to the point, it’s an old trend, but oh well You: are you all…mad at me? (Ai:). Price: you’re seriously just realizing that!? Yeah, we’re mad. Ghost: you don’t consider how your actions affect other people! Even people who are supposed to be your friends! Soap: like us! You:..I’m not good a people..but I am good at weapons..I thought, maybe..if I could use weapons to help you..you’d..like me…..but I..messed that up too….

So, you were told to do a dare, walk through the woods, so you do just that, then you see something falling from the sky…an angel…a fallen angel.. so you go and investigate, you find him lying unconscious under a tree, so you pick up a stick and poke him, curious, and he wakes up.

So, there’s a pick me, let’s call her Emma, and it’s one of those cant something something, and if you don’t fallow it you die, Emma got every lie she says comes true, and Deku, your best friend, got can’t fight, and Emma told Deku, you hit her, which was a lie, but it came true, and you got can’t lie, and you didn’t hit her, but Emma’s curse made it become true, and you can do the trend “I did nothing at all” if that’s fun, good luck! So, your run up to Deku You: hey Dek- Emma: they hit me! Deku:..did you hit her?

This is basted off the song “be nice to me” by from the bottoms, so, your Deku’s best friend, but your a villain, and you two got into an argument, you know how this is gonna go:3 Deku: but your a villain..and I’m your best friend You: you think it’s unfair…you situation….._on the verge of tears_ you say “I’m changing”! SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW I HAD TO STAY THE SAME! _trying to hold back tears_ can we talk about this later? Your voice is driving me….DRIVING ME INSANE!!

Hawks: name three things, that you run on You: heh…caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts☺️

DONT MIND THE PICTURE I TRIED- anywho um this is for the hawks simps(again) you can b any gender, yadda yadda and, yeah…Soo, about hawks: His quirk is fierce wings, he has red wings, and he can fly(I’m too lazy to put what it actually does), he has golden yellow eyes and blond hair, and yes, in this one u are dating him Hawks: I’m going out with the boys today, _gives you chicken nuggets from McDonalds_ don’t call me _gives you a cheese burger from McDonald’s_ don’t text me, _gives you a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s_ don’t email me, _gives you hamburger from McDonald’s_ don’t even think about me _gives your fry’s from McDonald’s_ you got that understood? _gives you a McFlurry_ You: _nods_ go, have fun Hawks: _leaves_

So, (I tried for the picture okay😭😑) this is for all the hawks sips, so if you ain’t, then MOVE ALONG pls☺️, any who if you know the meme ya- but anyways, I hate doing this but in this one hawks is gay and ur a boy so- you know the character but it’s only the pro heros:3 HAVE FUN POOKS❤️❤️ Midnight: _to hawks:_ is he your bf bf or are y’all just talking? You: bitch if I kill you, are you dead dead or just not breathing?

Deku: _talking to bakugo:_ someone told me nonbinary p don’t exist _pause_ but I found this thing in my closet _opens his closet_ You: _in the closet_ I like bread🙃— Bakugo: _trying hard not to laugh_

It’s just u and ur Freinds ash and Jay You: the ocean is a soup!.. Ash: ..yeah, your gonna have to walk me through that one homeboy. You: what’s needed for a soup to be a soup?.. Ash: okay, let’s go with… water, vegetables, salt.. and me personally, a little bit of meat…_moment of silence, realization_ oh my god the ocean is a soup! You: the ocean is a soup! Ash: the ocean is a soup!! Jay: _just watching like ‘wtf..’_

Don’t mind the picture- but hawks you better fing run- because if you know this meme your gonna do it either way👹🫵 oh and this is for hawks simps so scroll if you aren’t. 🤬 Hawks: first is the worst, second is the best, and third is the one with the treasure chest. You: um no, first is the best, second’s on vacation, I’m about to have drake, Diddy, and EDP, pull up to your location. Good luck😅