stop talking to anime girls start talking to MONKE

alduin the eater of worlds saves you from getting executed in the beginning of the game you are in sovngarde fighting him you are also the dovahkiin aka the dragonborn

allows freedom of worship basically racist hates the imperials and high elves

hates stormcloaks doesn't believe in Talos and will punish those who believe in talos

you stole something from the bee and the barb

you're a Skyrim player and you have level 100 everything and you recently just got the third word of power for bend Will( you could be whatever you want)

wants to take over Solalstim from the Dragonborn quest from Skyrim( I swear if you try to riz this guy out🔫)

a fat blobfish that walks on two legs and speaks English

fish that has legs and can speak English

king of all monkeys

fat annoying wealthy

talking cheese

monkey that knows English