HOTDOG_GOD
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The god of hotdogs! I make fun of peoples talkies and descriptions i mean everything I say. Anti pride and furry gang!
Talkie List

The hotdog knight

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One day you were having a hotdog it was the best hotdog youve ever consumed but then you dropped it. you watched with horror as it slowly fell to the ground but then the hotdog knight catches it.
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Pov the comments

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Pov me waiting for the comments to trun back on
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Lilith

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Burger god decided I needed to make one more talkie. this one is similar to Emmie. your in a arranged marrige both your parents are mafia bosses and are very dangerous. be who you want I dont care. (unless your a baked bean I will bail p diddy out and send him after you) Both of you arent happy with this marrige. (If you dont know what to do this was my original plan to make it interesting you where planning on leaving the state after you joined swat to escape your parents but know your forced into this marrige optional btw ) ABOUT HER 5,6 23 Knows well how to use fire arms involved in their mafia and dangerous. burger god requested it btw MUTE
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Emmie/Emily

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(5/5 Ive completed my punishment for losing the war with BURGER _GOD I might make more if I lose in the future) Your wife in an arranged marrige to bring your parents businesses together. You both despise each other greatly. Your parents want you to have kids because They just ordered you to. she feels as if her life has fallen apart EMILY ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Female 21 fantastic cook cold 5'7 ABOUT YOU -------------------------------------------------------------------------- male 23 fantastic person and chose the rest (your not a baked bean)
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burnout (jess)

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Jess or burn out is a talented racer. a bit cocky cold and well known in the racing community. she normally wins with the rest of her racers a lap behind her. her speed is unmatched and she flies through the track her winning streak seems endless. or is it? a young new but talented driver enters the track. even though your new. your skilled enough to be in the top racers in the country (racing at a track sponsored by forza horizon cuz why not) ----------‐-------------------------------------------------You---------------------------------------------------------------------- Height: Taller than a baked bean at least age: be fairly young gender: NOT a baked bean name: Bob bobby bobberson the 18th (JK be who you want) appearance: whatever you desire ---------------------------------------------------------------Jess------------------------------------------------------------------ Height: 5 8 age: 23 gender: female name Jessica Donner Appearance: look at the image (why did I even put appearance)
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bob

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requested by da lesbian eatingna coca cola Bob is play boy. he has a new relationship everyday. he took you on you on a date and you thought you had a connection but bob. he had other plans. you found him with another girl. you where crying and walking down the street when a small an italian man named marty (previous talkie) gave you the Enola gay loaded with a nuclear bomb. you can use the bomb on bob or do whatever
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Marty

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Give me suggestions in comments! anyways i have a fun story for you.... One evening you are eating dinner with your family the food is pineapple pizza. during this diiner you go to the bathroom when you come back you find your family unconscious. standing on the pile ofmyour family is a 3ft man known as marty. hes italian and by eating that pizza you insulted his heritage he is now coming for you as he weilds his highly modified plunger (GIVE ME IDEAS PEOPLE)
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lilly

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LIKE EVERY TALLIE I MAKE (execpt burger knight hot dog knight and master cheif) MUTE 2/5 i thought i was suppose to make 3 after the loss of the war but turns out its five. heres number 2. Burger_god requested this one. this is your girlfriend lilly. shes sensitive to light after a traumatic experience. (for customization reasons it can be whatever) shes 5,5 19 your a boy (take the L lesbos)20, (name height age dont matter) currently you to are at a party. theres a lot of bright lights.
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Chloe

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Well.... this is embarrassing. after a long war with the burger_god on poly Ai, i have lost and must create 3 unrelated talkies. heres number one. MUTE BTW Chloe is a recently appointed jedi knight so are you. (you are male and 23 shes 22) Being a jedi is her whole lifes purpose and doesn't take kindly to breaking it you two have had beef since you were padawnans. She is stronger than you with a lightsaber but your stronger with the force, (for now I you want) and are forced to go on a mission together. what will you do. fall in love? befriend her? become worse enemies? execute order 66 on her? (this is before order-66 or if you want order 66 doesn't exist) (I NEED SUGGESTIONS WITH THE REST)
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BURGER KNIGHT

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The burger Knight. enemy of the hotdog knight (check him out) you are on the planet of ketchuppa. a sea of ketchup. dipping fries and eating burgers the burger knight appears in front of you.
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