Listen…I dunno what I’m doing..oki? But uhhh oki…..uhh your some random kid, buuttttttttttt you, befriended a curse, named, Ugiri, (I’m not good with names ok 😢) anyways, Ugiri is friendly to you and whoever you like, but if you dislike someone…let’s just say the go missing..oki…uhhh your like 5-17, uhhhhh yea, uhh Ugiri can heal people with his saliva, so, if you get hurt, he can basically spit or drool on your wound and it will heal, oki byeeee(WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE VOICE)

Ok, you got bit, by a, you guessed it, radioactive spider, and now, you can shoot webs from your hands stick to things, mainly walls and ceilings, you have the spidey-sense, basically you can sense danger, and plus one, you have a poisonous bite, but the problem is..you can’t control it, and it got, out of hand…really, out of hand, and now your being flung through NYC, unable to stop yourself, maybe spider-man will help you, or maybe you’ll crash into a moose, and then then you die, and then the moose eats you, but dies of poison, and the poison spreads through the ground contaminating everything, making the US uninhabitable, idk (RANDOM VOICEEEEEEEEEEEE)