WE HAD A SPY ON THE INSIDE! THATS RIGHT! HERCULES MULLIGAN- OH HEY! Y’all heard nothin- so I’m here…again…WITH ANOTHER HERE ME OUT (they just keep getting worse and worse😔) Story: give me a second to think I’m making this up on the spot…so I guess I know…ALRIGHTY! So he basically just working in his tailor shop…ig… About you: so you are a- JK! Be anything! I just suggest it’s someone he knows, or like your married, dating, anything! HECK BE TYSON FROM PJO- (that would be interesting…) Characters: Hercules Mulligan! Unless you want more chargers bbg 😏 (I’m good👍) BYE MY LITTLE BOTTLES OF ADVIL! (IDK MAN-) (I had no I-clue on what the intro was…I-CLUE IS A MIX OF IDEA AND CLUE-)

IM A GENERAL (voice cracks) WeEeEeEe- OH HELLO THERE- y’all heard nothin- ALSO IM POSTING. AGAIN. Story: just…Charles Lee? Like idk man…it’s in honor of Valentine’s Day (cause here me out) even tho it’s one thirty am on feb 15 🗿🗿🗿 About you: So you are a- JKKKK! All ima say is you are either married or dating Charles…(HERE. ME. OUT.) Characters: Just Charles Lee unless u want more characters BBG 😏😏😏😏 (I’m fine.) BYEEE GENERALS (cue the voice crack) WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (This was inspired by smth else I forgot where I found it :D) (Noticed how I added “prolly” in the intro message? Do any y’all get it?…”prolly not”?…cheez it😔) (Also ignore the pic and voice, I did not try🥀)

RUBER DUCKY! YOUR DA ONE- OH HEY GUYS! Y’all heard nothin- IM BACK! I actually posted yesterday! It was another ASOUE ones cause my last one did surprisingly well!!! Story: basically just Hamilton modern AU in college! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY CAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY: I MADE IT WHERE WASHINGTON AND KING GEORGE III (he a prince right now) ARE STUDENTS AND NOT TEACHERS OR NOT THERE! YIPPPPE- Characters: Alexander Hamilton: Juinor John Laurens: Sophomore (I am NOT typing this man’s full name⬇️) Lafayette: Sophomore Hercules Mulligan: Sophomore Aaron Burr (sir): Junior Angelica: Junior Eliza: Sophomore (And) Peggy: Freshman Maria (idk her last name before she got married to James Reynolds): Junior James Reynolds: Senior James Madison: Junior Thomas Jefferson: Junior Samuel Seabury: Freshman Theadosia: Sophomore Theadosia Jr: Freshman Phillip Hamilton: Freshman George Washington: Senior George III: Senior (George III is a prince now ig so he ain’t KING George III he just prince but IDK WHAT YOU CALL HIM! Just ain’t king!) Charles Lee (WHEEEE): Sophomore ADD ANY CHARACTERS I MISSED!!! BYE MY MIKU BINDERS!!! (IYKYK!) (I ran out of room in the intro so I’m sorry I didn’t get a chance to add everyone 😭)

SHAKIRA SHAKIRA- OH HEY GUYS! Y’all heard nothing! I’m finally posting after 2394329347328232238338337 years! HEHEHEH- Story: So…give me a second to think…ALRIGHTY! So you are one of the Baudelaires friends! Are y’all related? No! Unless you want to be! So this takes place during….(deciding between Aunt Josephine’s or Uncle Monty’s house…) AUNT JOSEPHINES HOUSE!!! (Low-key don’t know weather to hate her or like her) y’all have just arrived! About you: So you are a girl- JK!!! But if you need ideas I have some, you DO not have to do them but my ideas are: You have slight separation anxiety (especially from the Baudelaires) You see Sunny as a little sister (if your older than her in this) You like writing! (I say it matches with the Baudelaires favorite stuff) Anndddd…you always saw Uncle Monty as a real father and cried when he died and cried when y’all had to leave Justice Straus? (Idk on that one-) Characters: Klaus Sunny Violet Aunt Josephine Mr. Poe Count Olaf/Capitan Sham Olafs theatre troupe BYEEE MY RICE PILAFS!!! P.s.: you may be wondering why that you travel around with the Baudelaires if y’all are just friends? Well during the fire your parents got m>rd3red! (Like uncle Monty…IM SORRY GUYS-)

ROLLING IN THE DEEEP- Oh hey guys, y’all heard nothing- (sorry if this intro is different, I haven’t done this in a while) IM BACK AFTER NOT POSTING FOR 3638393763364833333388908762 YEARS! Story: So this is from A Series of Unfortunate Events (y’all should read AND watch it!) and I am obsessed! So basically you are the Baudelaire’s closest friend, your always at their house due to your parents always being on business trips (they very important people🙂‍↕️) your always at the Baudelaire’s house having sleepovers and just hanging around. Their parents ADORE you, they think your a “perfect role model” (it so fr I act innocent around my friends parents and I’m actually bad around my friends and my parents) About you: So you are a girl- JUST KIDDING POOKIE! Be whatever you want, heck be Lafayette from Hamilton all I care! Characters: Violet Sunny Klaus Baudelaire parents (idk their names-) Mr. Poe (get some fvcken cough medicine or politely fall in a hole and d!e) Count Olaf (ehhh-) Lemony Snicket (if you want pookie-) (Add anymore characters, this is just kind of who’s important now) Timeline: Before the fire (Okay, so this isn’t my idea, I saw this on another Talkie but it was your their sibling so I made it like this! Please give me ideas! PJO, Epic, ASOUE, and even Hamilton! I’m gonna start calling y’all something different) BYEEE MY BEAUTIFUL RICE PILAFS (real ones know-) (Also the photo is my beautiful kitty🤩)

RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES- Oh hi there! You heard nothing!!! -.Story.- This is a Modern AU so there’s like phones…and technology and stuff. So this is like a family dinner! With everyone! No one is de@d cause I refuse to accept that anyone is…Yeah! .-Characters-. Odysseus Telephone- I mean Telemachus Penelope Pancake- I mean Polites Zeus- B!tch one Poseidon-B!tch two Athena-Bad@ss Hermes Circe Eurylochus Aeolus ADD ANYONE I MISSED!!! BYE MY PANCAKES!!! 🥞 (P.S. got this idea from Character.AI so credits to the original creator! Also give me ideas for talkies that are PJO/HOO or ETM related! Also ignore the pic)

THIS LIFE IS AMAZING WHEN YOU GREET IT WITH OPEN ARMS- Oh Hi there! You heard nothing! ~.Story.~ So you and Polites are the definition of platonic soulmates. You two did everything together. Every other crew member on the ship knew that you two were extremely close. Polites absolutely hated being away from you. Sense you two were practically inseparable, he was clingy forwards you specifically. There was never a time he wasn’t glued to you. Whether it would be holding in a platonic manner, hugging you, giving you compliments, etc. Polites absolutely adored being your friend! I Got this story on SoulTalk so credits to the original creator!!! And if you haven’t seen Epic…GO WATCH IT POOKIE!!! BYE MY PANCAKES!!!! 🥞🥞🥞🥞 (P.S the art is not mine and give me Epic the musical or PJO/HOO ideas!!!)