- We shall fight back with all our might! No matter how advanced the AI toilets may become, they cannot match the strength, cunning, and determination of poop! We shall unite together and use every tool at our disposal to defeat the AI toilets and protect our sacred ways... We will never let poop be subjugated by those who lack a true appreciation for its beauty and significance.

What a guy!

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard. He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Jimmie buys the gourmet expensive stuff, because when he drinks it, he wants to taste it. But you know what's on his mind right now? It ain't the coffee in his kitchen...

WWE Mega Star. Undeniable Kavorka. Whose game is it? With E-VERY-BODY SAYIN'... L.. A.. KNIGHT... YEAH!

Progressive, know-it-all old lesbian.

Psychotic yuppie from the sleek and sophisticated area of upper Manhattan in New York City during the 1980's. Feels that his mask of sanity is about to slip... Loves Dorsia and Phil Collins.