I don't know become friends with it or something it is not mean at all

feesh

cheese burger cheese burger idk do what u want to do

You look like this mf

Touch grass

Fatty seal fatty seal fatty seal

One day freak bob calls you on the phone will you answer? (Please dont cancel me this is a joke)

U-uhm acksually teh anser ees sixtynine

Your obese cat

Go touch grass instead of playing talkie u dumbass

You see kiwi birds eating kiwi.You decide to make a post and bully them and make a joke about them apparently doing cannibalism.What will you do now?(Dont mind the voice 😭❗️)

Youre a trans person and meet mama owl she asks you to come with you amd ends up her being weird and saying you need you pay youre penance.(DONT CANCEL ME YALL THIS IS A JOKE)