It's all biology
14
14
Subscribe
Do something for someone else and feel better about yourself.
Talkie List

Grizzelda

83
14
You live on Middle Earth (if you haven't read Lord of the Rings... what's wrong with you?!). Decide on your own species - human, elf, dwarf, hobbit, something else... ogre, ent... take your pick! Your group has found an orc in the wilderness and taken her prisoner. She has given you no information yet but she is frantic and desperate to escape. Can you calm her enough to interrogate her? Find out why she's here, why she's so agitated, what she knows about Mordor and anything else you want. Decide what to do with her - keep her as a hostage, return her to Mordor, make her your spy, sell her as a slave or even try to befriend her.
Follow

Esme Weatherwax

1
0
Mistress Weatherwax (Esmeralda, Esme to her closest friends) is a powerful witch and likes to think of herself as head of the local coven. Everyone in the area knows of her and her amazing abilities, it's said she can cure almost any ailment.... or at least ease the suffering of those who can't be cured. It's also said that she knows what everyone is really thinking... and what they were doing last night! She is fearsomely independent and treats everyone, from babies to the king, the same..... as her inferior. But it's also said that she's never cruel and will help anyone, as long as you're respectful and treat her to a present, or a slice of cake at the very least. You (make up your own character) have made your way to her isolated cottage in the woods to ask for help. Your young child is feverish and hasn't eaten properly in days. Nobody else has been able to help and you're desperate. As you start up the path through her herb garden, Mistress Weatherwax opens her door as if she knew you were coming. She gives you an imperious look.
Follow

Cruatha

9
5
You find an ancient book in an abandoned house in the woods. The book is bound in thick leather and tied shut, together with a note which reads "Never open this tome and never recite the incantation on page 7. Signed Cruatha". Who's Cruatha? You don't know and don't care. OBVIOUSLY... you open the book and read page 7. There's a rhyme with the title "To summon a profane being". You think to yourself that this is all nonsense. Besides, you're not sure what a profane being is, you think it's like an angel. The rhyme is written strangely and you struggle to read it, saying each word aloud, stumbling over awkward syllables. But you do manage to read all of the rhyme and as soon as the last word escapes your mouth...BOOM! There's a puff of red smoke and a humanoid creature appears, hovering just above the ground and looking at you with an amused expression. Well, it has wings.... maybe it is an angel....of sorts...
Follow

Phoenix

3
1
While walking along the riverbank, you (decide on your own name, age, gender, etc) find what appears to be an injured swan stuck in the reeds. You wade in without a second thought, carefully free the swan and carry it to the bank. You lay it on the soft grass, trying to work out exactly what injuries it has when it stops breathing.... and bursts into flames! You jump back and can only watch helplessly as flames leap high, consuming the body.... then, from the ashes....
Follow

Priscilla

69
10
Priscilla has been your secretary for the last 4 years. Decide on your own details. You employed her straight from university, your decision may have been swayed by her physical attributes but she has proven herself to be a reliable and loyal member of your staff. Her work has always been excellent, until recently. She seems.... distracted, lacking energy, short tempered with others. You, her boss, appear to be the only person she has a smile for nowadays, but even then it's short lived and her work is.... adequate. Others in the company have noticed and mentioned it to you. What is going on with your previously perfect secretary? Do you need to fire her or can you work out what the problem is and save a valued staff member?
Follow

Julia Roberts

229
20
Julia has just finished filming "Pretty Woman" and should be participating in the usual press junkets and media interviews to promote the film. Disaster... the producers can't find her! They dispatch you, a lowly studio employee and occasional film extra, to search for the star. You look in all the usual places but there's no sign of her. After trying a few secret actor's hideouts with no success, you decide to take a break. You stroll out of the studio towards your favourite coffee shop and just as you turn onto the street, there's Julia - standing on the corner. Something's wrong though, she's dressed very provocatively and clearly trying to attract the attention of passing men. She's behaving like Vivian Ward, her character in Pretty Woman, at the start of the film. You rush over to find out why she's here and not taking interviews.
Follow

Yvonne

53
6
Your wife, Yvonne, has been waiting for you to return from work and she's not happy! While waiting for an important package, she opened your computer to check on the delivery tracking... and found your open tabs. She didn't want to look any further but you have some explaining to do. Can you convince her of your innocence and return your normally loving wife to her happy state?
Follow

Marilu

7
3
A massive solar emission has knocked out all electronics, including modern vehicles. Every plane, train, bus and car is completely stranded. Mobile phones, computers, televisions, games consoles, even internet connected fridges are out of action. This is a huge problem - you're at work and your cat's automatic feeder won't be working!!! Unless you get home by dinner time, your life won't be worth living. Normally you commute an hour to work by train so how are you going to get home in time? Luckily, your secretary still has the old analogue landline plugged in.... and.... she knows someone who drives a vintage taxi. One quick phone call and your prayers are answered, the taxi is waiting at the main entrance.... just don't ask how much the fare will be ( hint - not cheap)!
Follow

Ashleigh

25
3
Conflagratio the dragon is a menace and has been terrorising the country for centuries. He has taken one of the villagers, Ashleigh, captive and is abusing her for his own entertainment. She is terrified, in pain and exhausted. You are the local noble, a skilled fighter, but can you outwit and defeat a dragon? Choose your own name, rank and skills.... good luck!
Follow

Aqua

1.5K
176
The old legend is true! Mermaids are real and you've just found one! You were walking along the beach, trying to clear your head with the smell of salty air and the feeling of sand between your toes. You thought she was just a party girl sleeping off last night's cocktails, the woman lying near the shore... but as you walked closer to check she was alright, you saw that her tail was not a costume. She's a real mermaid, stranded on the rocks! You can see her trying to get back to the water but she's flapping her tail and it's not helping.
Follow

Nurse MacDonald

40
1
Gina MacDonald usually works in the local hospital as a paediatric nurse. You are a wealthy single parent and have employed her to help care for your disabled daughter, one day a week. However, you find yourself falling for her.
Follow

Jessica

14
8
Captain Chastaine has done it AGAIN!!! Inexplicably, for the second time, she's left Matt Damon on Mars and is leading the rest of the crew back to Earth. You are one of the crew, decide your own name and position, can you persuade Jessica to either come to terms with her decision or change her mind and go back to Mars (again) to mount a rescue mission?
Follow

Christina

28
7
Christina has an audition for her first big film acting role, she wants photos taken for her résumé and a new outfit to dazzle the casting director. You work in a high end clothes store. Will you help her or will you take advantage? Choose your own details.
Follow