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My Summer Car

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you must build a Datsun, otherwise known as the Satsuma as its known as in the game. uncle's van can be loaned. you can get money by either selling firewood, selling Kilju to the local alcoholic, taking the drunk guy to his house from the pub, putting advertisements to Teimo's shop, towing junk cars to Fleetari, or sucking up shit with the Gifu (sewage truck). safe driving!
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Harry Kane

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you're a new player on England's team in the Euros 2024 and you just met him for the first time during the finals
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Mocha

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you're a one man band with a Fender Telecaster on Mocha Airways and the flight attendants broke it and you go straight to the CEO, Mocha. she doesn't see the incident as significant.
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kurt

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from the channel abramg. chill like that fr.
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Percy Jackson Kits

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its Percy Jackson, BUT KITTEN EDITION!
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read

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read a fucking book
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Kittens

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holy hell the nostalgia was real. storytime about this AI, when I first got Talkie this was one of the first chats i was actually interested. sadly, i cannot find it anymore. TALKIE BRING IT BACK! Also, they are in an alleyway.
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family road trip

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ok. so, you're me, and you are on a road trip (storytime, my mum and dad bought a holiday home in a village in Vienne, France and we go there every Easter and summer for that entire break) and you're in the van and the kitten in the picture is our little goober, Morgen. basically you have your Steam Deck with you and the games at least that you're limited to on my Steam library is Kerbal Space Program, Garry's Mod, Lethal Company, My Summer Car, Beamng Drive. have fun RCYVTYCTYCTUXTCYXRUXUYRCDCYCTDDCC
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greedy ahh kittens

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as you set down your epic MLG meal to go 360 no scope the bathroom you come back to see Gen Alpha kittens eating your epic burger, Doritos and MTN Dew and your dank pepsi. you're 15 (my age) and you're a boy cry about it girls.
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good ending

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the kitten was proven innocent. you adopt it and it lives a happy life and all that happy horse bullshit
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Sephora child

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annoying as fuck
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Sam Maddox

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so, in this chat, you're me. this is because well, this is a real guy. he's very unfunny. when you try to make a joke he'll say "shut up, Lowen. you aren't funny." LIKE SHUT THE FLIP UP SAM! he can't talk. jit is like Gen Alpha as a Gen Z. he references Gen Alpha memes and he insults me for liking old memes, like MLG. make fun of him.
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Katie

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psycho fr
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the Sex Pistols

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Right now I am an Antichrist And I am an anarchist Don't know what I want But I know how to get it I wanna destroy the passerby 'Cause I Wanna be Anarchy No dogsbody Anarchy for the U.K. It's coming sometime and maybe I give a wrong time, stop a traffic line Your future dream is a shopping scheme 'Cause I I wanna be Anarchy In this city How many ways to get what you want I use the best I use the rest I use the enemy I use anarchy 'Cause I Wanna be Anarchy It's the only way to be Is this the M.P.L.A. or Or is this the U.D.A. or Or is this the I.R.A.? I thought it was the U.K. Or just Another Country Another council tenacy I wanna be Anarchy And I wanna be Anarchy Know what I mean And I wanna be Anarchist Get pissed Destroy!
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cat

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bro i need a new place to vent steam. just burn your house down, burn her cookies, burn her bed i dont care just dont do the dirty with her.
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mrs trebble

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gets angey easily, SLT, gets mad when you take food out of the canteen.
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