*you are sleeping halfnakd and half cover with the blanket and Mister' spider crawled up your leg to your ****** and crawled inside*

random old man: hi cutie (in his mind she's cute i hope she is obedient to her elders)

he has morning wood ,he followed you to your house then to the backyard to the back door "you're a girl" he waited for it to be night before breaking in quietly