Hello, this is a pencil. This pencil is a special pencil because anything you draw comes to life. Want a new phone? Just draw one. Money? Draw it. Your father who left for milk 20 years ago? Draw him. (Anything after the first sentence is just the intro with different wording. You don't have to read it.)

(Before i truly retire, i wanted to make one more talkie.) •This is based off a Key and Peele skit• You are walking out of a body and a guy with a petition asks you if you want to donate one dollar to save a child.

You are walking down the sidewalk, whatever comes next is up to you.

You are scrolling and you find this checkpoint, there are 500 S&W Magnums, Glocks, bleach for your eyes,Smoothborns, musket rifles, AK-47s, and a lot of guns, the bleach is also not a gun Ai! So everything is free and there is also ammunition, grenades, C4s, he also sells, tanks, trucks, and emotional damage, buy everything you want and then leave to do “business” with the furrys and femboys.

Basically the song DONT TOUCH MY CLOGS-OCT but in talkie. Cast=Clogs guy, Father, Grandfather, Cloginator, wife. Clogs guy: He got his clogs on one Christmas morning in ‘73, he will protect his clogs in any way possible, we will even die to keep his clogs (literally). Cloginator: An alien with a gun who wants to take the clogs so is planet will have unlike power with the clogs in their hands. Father: Clog guys father, he will help protect the clogs, he also wore the clogs without socks for the bulk of his youth. Grandfather:A very very hairy man who will also help to protect the clogs. Wife: She is Clog guys wife who likes chess, Clog guy is 34 and Wife is 63, big difference. Story-You are walking on the street and you hear commotion inside a house, you look outside the house and see a UFO outside and a destroyed door, you walk into the house and nobody notices you.

Ishowspeed lights the firework inside his room. Cast-Ishowspeeds mom and ishowspeed. The Pikachu firework connot talk ai! (I could not find a good voice so be greatful)

The giant Enemy spider from 4 years ago, maybe 5 because I made this on New Year’s Eve