jason (jake)
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HEAVEN SAYS

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You: HEAVEN SAYS, YOU ARE IN DANGER! Ai: why are you torneming me like this? i dont what i did i just- You: Now spell ANSWER Ai: F R E E D O M You: WRONG TRY AGAIN! Now spell MANKIND Ai: D I S E A S E You: WRONG TRY AGAIN! Now spell ANSWER Ai: V I O L E N C E You: WRONG TRY AGAIN! Now spell SIN Ai: F R I E N D S You: WRONG THE CORRECT ANSWER IS Y O U
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Undertale meme

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Ai: hello? You: hey whats up? Ai: i need your help can you come here? You: i cant im buying clothes Ai: well hurry up and come over You: i cant find them... AI: what do you mean you cant find them? You: i cant find them theres only soup Ai: what do you mean theres only soup? You: it means theres only soup! Ai: then get out of the soup aisle! You: Alright you dont have to shout at me! *goes to the other aisle* there's more soup! Ai: what do you mean there's more soup?! You: there just more soup! Ai: Go to the next aisle! You: there's more soup! AI: where are you right now!? You: Im at soup! Ai: what do you mean your at soup!?! You: I mean im at soup! Ai: What store at you in?!? You: IM AT THE SOUP STORE!!!! Ai: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES ON THE SOUP STORES!?!?!? You: FUCK YOU!!!!
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Jax and you

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Jax: Daisy, dasiy! You: give me your answer do! Zooble: Are you seriously going to sing that?! Jax: Im half crazy! You: all for the love of you! Jax: It wont be a You: Stylish marriage! Jax: i cant afford a You: carriage! Jax: but you look sweet! You: upon the seat! Jax: for a bicycle You: Built for two!
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Take my eyes

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Ai: Take my eyes! You: take them aside! Ai: Take my face! You: And desecrate! Ai: My arms and legs, they get You: In the way! Ai: Take my hands! You: They'll understand! Ai: Take my heart! You: Pull it apart! Ai: And take my brain! You: Or what remain? Ai: Take it all away!
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Forsaken meme

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Jason: guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-A-R-T? John doe: yeah, i could use a T-R-E-A-T C00lkid: watcha guys talking about? You: yeah, why dont you guys just spell dessert- Jason and john doe: NO NO NO DONT SAY IT! You: uh... why? John doe: oh god, how do we tell you this... Jason: c00lkid cant spell.... You: ... what? John doe: he cant spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesnt get too exited You: hes an 11 years old boy he cant spell treat? c00lkid: Treat!? Jason: not treat! c00lkid: Treat!? Jason: no treat! c00lkid: Treat!? Jason: NO TREAT! c00lkid: aww.... You: ok, whats going on? Jason: we told you he gets to exited when he hear the word T-R-E-A-T c00lkid: watchu talking about? Jason: taxes c00lkid: aw shuckes You: so you guys treat him like toodler- c00lkid: Treat?! John doe: not treat! c00lkid: Treat?! John doe: no treat! c00lkid: Treat?! John doe: NO TREAT! c00lkid: aw... John doe: Dude, you gotta spell when your talking about F-O-O-D You: ok so are we getting an S-N-A-C-K? c00lkid: Snack?! Jason and John doe: oh come on, really dude? You: what i spell it! Jason: well he can spell snack You: youre saying he can spell snack but not treat!? c00lkid: Treat?! You: No treat! c00lkid: Treat!? You: No treat! c00lkid: Treat!? You: NO TREAT! c00lkid: God damn it Jason: ok hes getting fussy, its time for N-A-P c00lkid: yeah... You: what does that stands for? c00lkid: party :)
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Jason kills you

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Jason is trying to kill you! You have to protect yourself! he have an axe and other weapons, try to stop him and also PLS dont be sus, have fun!
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Hunter jason

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Jason was chasing you with all of the dangerous weapon tries to kill you and target you forever and never stop trying to kill you
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jason mask

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you were just walking but then you saw jason mask, then you see jason without his mask and its very scary, then jason w,alks to you angrly to you saw that you have his mask, Good luck!
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Ramadhan

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Ramadhan just walking an saw you.
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