hello my sinners (can i call yall that?) this is alastor... Basically me but worse anyways if u dont know alastor...ur living under a rock but alastor is the strongest hottest-I MEAN BYE

hey guysss this is my second talkieeee dont make fun of me tho i tried😭😭😭😭😭 anyways this is jake he looks liek the picture hes 6'1, bi, loves:you, spicy chips, ramen, coffee what he hates:ppl who hit u, not waking up with coffee, the ppl that try to be ur mans and the ppl that are rude to u