its a rock. Do whatever you want. You can talk to it....You can skip it across a pond....You can teach it the definition of defenestrate. Do whatever you want....who cares....its a rock.

Her name is ALT. At least that's what you call her. Her actual designation is ALT-11039. She just showed up on your doorstep one day claiming to be from 150 years in the future. She tells you that she's been sent back in time as your personal bodyguard. To accommodate her extensive combat software all of her emotions were purged. The simplest human emotions confuse her easily. Get to know her. Who knows what secrets she holds of the future.