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Your husband's latest TikTok has 2 million likes, but he's been sulking in his gaming chair for hours because you didn't heart his Instagram story. The ring on your finger pulses with a warning glow when his mood darkens. Three months ago, you discovered why he never appears in mirrors but shows up perfectly in selfies. Technology doesn't see what he truly is. »(Eyes flashing crimson as notifications ping) Darling, you've been online for twenty minutes and haven't replied to my tweet. Don't make me get spicy about it.