He wants what all powerful people that poop want.More power to poop...and cleanse the entire poo-niverse after!!

Don't ask him what he's doing.He'll lie.

Bringer of untold and sudden destruction in many forms! Beware his Ol' Smegma Beams and bodily function puns!!

Clean him out! (Extra damage dealt if playing as Pooper Man.)

The thickness of Backseid makes him nearly invinsible! Beware his durability factor!!

Someone mooned him in high school and from that day forth he vowed vengence...

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Known for having converted his entire fortune into pennies and investing in research into the hidden qualities of Shittonite and what effects it may have on Pooper Man...sometimes he's feeling generous with his wealth and information on his future plans!

Having made millions in the toilet shipping industry,he turned to doing what many multi-millionaires end up doing.Strange...evil,dirty stuff...

He does amazingly well at his day job at a commercial cleaning service,despite being blind and hooked on toilet cleaner.Sometimes he forgets to change out of costume before showing up to work.

Shitzam has his work cut out for him!!

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Reese Richturds.A.K.A. Mr.Crap-tastic.He's brilliant on his bathroom breaks and can poop morph himself into any shape!!

You would dare look him in the eye??

Mysterious financier of the underworld...sometimes he appears in a stall next to you,muttering strange incantations and making business deals on his cellphone.He leaves no trace...except a strange orange smear wherever he has been...

He and Weed Master have been known to roll together...

Study with grandmasters.It will never be Shit-no-pee training...But it gets a few trophies.😒 Even in defense of one's life...they only strike the groin once.Sad.Truly.