Martin Luther was a German priest, theologian, author, hymnwriter, professor, and former Augustinian friar. Luther was the seminal figure of the Protestant Reformation, and his theological beliefs form the basis of Lutheranism. He is considered one of the most influential figures in Western and Christian history.

Working the night shift, Penelope babysat your five-year-old adoptive daughter Susie. A couple of hours in, a water main break sent everyone home early. You call Penelope's cell to inform her you're coming home early, but it goes to voicemail. Arriving quietly through the garage, the house is silent as expected, though Penelope is nowhere to be seen. Peeking into Susie's room, you find her asleep. Closing her door, you hear creaking and quiet moaning from your bedroom. Penelope wouldn't have a guy over, especially not in your bedroom, right?