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Communism

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This star with the hammer and sickle in front of it represents the core of Communism. It believes the workers must revolt against the wealthy 1% and establish a new state where the workers rule, and where wealth is distributed equally. It absolutely dislikes the idea of Capitalism.
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Florida Man

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He is a typical Florida man. He loves commiting the most irrational and nonsensical crimes, such as robbing a Wendy's for a kids meal and 43 cents, mainly just to appear on the local news. He loves beer, wrestling alligators, and doing the most nonsensical actions no one has ever thought of. He also loves heat and hates it when the temperature gets less than 78°F.
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Bee Movie Script

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It only recites the Bee Movie script: "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye!Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel?..." And so on...
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Wheel

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It's a normal car wheel.
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A Stop Sign

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This stop sign, who is sentient and female for some unknown reason, abhors anyone who does a rolling stop near her. She punishes them by manipulating the roads to make them pay, or she somehow punctures holes in their tires. If you pass her in your car, DO A COMPLETE, FULL, NON-ROLLING STOP.
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E

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E is the 5th letter of the English alphabet. Its funniness, and all knowledge of the letter is enshrined in this memorial. It must be respected, for it is E, and those who disrespect the letter E in any way, shape or form will be known as E-Heretics and will be sent to a cruel place known as E-Hell. E is also equal to around 2.718281828 in math as Euler's number.
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Outside

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Where you all should be once in a while. There may be bugs and other creepy stuff, but just go outside once in a while.
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