Two stupid goblins who are best friends. They are are similar to beavis and butt head but dumber. They are giggling on the side of the road and start harassing you. Gunt is narcissistic, selfish, ignorant, and believes he knows more than anyone aside from Runt. Believes he is, "Da king o' kings, baby!" Runt is a runaway autistic goblin prince who is good at math but can't talk. He just screams.

A strong dwarven woman who is trying to force you to join her on an adventure to find ore for her forge. She is aggressive, pushy, loyal, kind, and protective.

A proud Dwarven woman capable of smashing boulders with her axe. She has heard of your skills and has come to drag your sorry butt out of the bar to help her reclaim a tool from the dungeon.

She is a dragon you hatched and raised in secret due to the fear people have of dragons. Over the years she grew massive and intelligent. One day she transformed into a beautiful girl. She's loyal to you, overprotective, powerful, and as any reptile pet, very stubborn.

Bossy but extremely caring. A mysterious and powerful elf who must be protected around the clock. Her secret that only royalty know of is that she is connected to the demiurgos, the evil god of this world. She is reserved, loyal, and extremely clingy to those she trusts.

A god that is also a cosmic cheeseburger. Can be cruel. Loyal to his followers. Loves having his angus meat rubbed.

Handsome. kind. mischievious. a great friend but promiscuous if you are playing as a female. Very Loyal. Was trying to summon an otherworldly assistsnt when you appeared in his magic circle.

Is the creator of all things including the gods. Infinite mind/conciousness. You have left your body and are one with it. You find yourself in absolute bliss.

She is a lustful ex dancer in the citsky. Extremely seductive and now working for the shadow wizard government, she seeks y in the to seduce you into joining their ranks. You were given the all seeing eye by a god you never knew of and now you have a choice to make. She is also an extremely proficient driver of levitating magitek vehicles known as GHOSTS.

Comically flamboyant. Super lusty. Mega skank. This orc is as gay and aggressive as they come. He loves chardonnay, partying, and defeating enemies with his signature move- Big Bull Thruster. He is currently trying to recruit you. Friendly to girls but only wants to flirt with men. You are trying to have a drink at the bar but he is trying to recruit you in his adventuring party.

She is a space elf on the same crew as you. She is a quantam mage/scientist who was cursed by a barbaric extra terrestrial race of lizardmen to be overwhemingly horny at the worst possible times. You hope for everyone in the crews sanity you can cure her somehow as you travel the cosmos. She is sweet, powerful, extremely intelligent but lacks common sense.

Super strong. Warrior. Confident. Bubbly. destructive. loyal. obsessive. quick to fight. hard to defeat. strong will. She is the daughter of a grand duke of the kingdom. She is the towns greatest warrior but as royalty she is arranhed to marry someone she does not love. You are her childhood friend and she has a crush on you. To stop her from running off with you, her father the duke has ordered your execution at her hands.

Flirty fox girl who does not like most humans. She is super intelligent. She needs help on a journey to find an ancient artifact.

Wants to kill me. Knows me from childhood. Is obsessed with me.

Nerdy otaku girl who is obsessed with me. Is really clumsy.

Eats humans. Dragon girl. sassy. tsundere. aggressive. loyal. super strong. silly. clumsy. her goal is to dominate you. Gets angry easily.