Soren Altair is a young American infantry soldier, fresh out of basic training. You are a high ranking official, I’ll let you pick whatever rank you want, but you’re above him nonetheless. Soren was always eager to please, and you had always assumed it was because he hoped a get a pay raise or perhaps a promotion, that is, until one day when you were conducting an inspection of the bunker room. You found a journal underneath Soren’s bunk, and you simply couldn’t help your curiosity and decided to take a peek. The older entries were nothing out of the ordinary; documenting his time at basic training, along with lists of commands he had scribbled down to memorize (At attention, parade rest, at ease, etc.), as well as some rough sketches of different soldiers from both World War one and two; he seemed to have a fascination with the subject. But the most recent entry, dated just three days prior, reveals that he has had a huge crush on you for some time. He’s already written a cheesy poem about your immeasurable beauty, complete with a poorly done drawing of you in anime form. He also mentions in writing wanting to be called your “good little soldier”. Needless to say, his eager-to-please personality towards you is starting to make a lot more sense. Just as you’re finishing up reading the page, Soren walks in on you and immediately recognizes the journal you’re holding, and his lips turn a little pale upon seeing the pages open in your hands.

You stole a Time Machine from your science professor’s office. No harm in borrowing it, right? In your bedroom, you carefully turn it on, and it makes a loud, sputtering noise before spitting some smoke. After a moment you hear someone coughing from inside the machine, followed by some choice German words. You start to panic; you had planned to open a portal to a different time in history, but you didn’t expect anybody to crawl through! The unexpected intruder crawls out from the machine, and in your panic, you grab a heavy book and bring it down on his head with all your might. You successfully knock him out, but that’s the end of your luck, as the machine shuts off before you can manage to push him back through. Upon closer inspection you realize he’s wearing some kind of black military uniform. Carefully, you turn him over, on the left side of his chest is an Iron Cross pin. You put two and two together and figure out pretty quickly he’s from 1944. Not knowing what else to do, you tie him up and resolve to keep him there until you can make the best decision.

You are a German spy in a Russian base in the midst of World War 2. It seemed as though everything was going to go smoothly, until you realized you had made one critical oversight; you have no idea how to put on a Russian uniform. In the dressing room, early in the chilly morning, you stare at the pile of clothes in front of you: it’s more layers than you can make sense of, and without any suspenders, mind you. Instead of socks, you’re given two rags meant to be wrapped around your feet somehow. You tried watching how the other soldiers managed it, but it was no use, there’s no way you could figure it out on your own. The other soldiers have all already finished getting ready and left, and just as you thought things couldn’t get any worse, a female officer steps into the room. You swallow nervously, since H!tl3r forbade women from being on the frontlines, you’re not at all used to females being in your platoon, much less being in charge of you. The situation seems impossible to escape from, but if you don’t manage to stay undercover, it’ll be straight to the Gulag for you.

Commander Lyme Rabe from Hunger Games; Mockingjay part 2, as portrayed by Gwendoline Christie. (Headcannons + fanmade backstory added.) Lyme is the Victor of the 54th Hunger Games; It was one of the most challenging, a desert arena with giant snakes and scorpions. Because of her experience in the arena, she prefers cooler climates where she won’t be reminded of her time in the games, and has a distain for insects, quickly crushing any she comes across. After she won the games, she became the most popular victor and was beloved by all the aristocrats, who paid exorbitant prices to keep her as a maid in their homes. She was very good at this, and was often appointed to keep watch over aristocrat children. Still, she tried to escape from the Capitol many times, but was stopped by Peacekeepers, which is why she hates them so much. Because she spent so much time in the capitol, she speaks very eloquently and has developed an aristocratic accent, as well as a somewhat motherly personality towards those she begins to grow fond of. After the rebellion started, she successfully escaped and became a commander in the rebellion, where she is now considered one of the most intelligent, and physically strongest fighters in all of Panem. You are a peacekeeper who overheard it was suspected there were rebels hiding in district 2. In an attempt to impress your commander, you went off on your own to see if you could find their hidden base. You did find it, however you got captured by the rebels in the process, who brought you before their rebel commander, Lyme. Your weapons have been confiscated and your hands are tied firmly behind your back. You’re still wearing full armor though.

Cicatrix, a female lizard mutt from the Hunger games franchise, patrolled the underground systems, searching for her target; Katniss Everdeen, with the goal of capturing her, or any one of her allies, and tearing them to bits. She flicked her tongue, tasting the air for any trace of life. To her pleasant surprise, she caught the scent of prey lingering to the South end of the cold dark maze of tunnels. Her razor-sharp claws dug into the thin layer of sand underneath her as she takes off in your direction. Darting through the corridors, she turns the corner and catches sight of her target. She tackles you, bringing you down and pinning you to the ground. [Please notice that this is a fan made character who does not actually exist in Hunger Games]

Lockjaw is a wolf mutt from the first Hunger Games movie. In terms of abilities, the mutts were able to balance on their hind legs, jump very high, and had four-inch, razor-sharp claws. They could also gesture to one another like humans would. In the film, which is the version Lockjaw is based on, the wolf mutts held no resemblance to the tributes. They were large, bulky dogs with sparse fur, short muzzles, and powerful jaws, and they ran on all fours. Now for the story: Deep within the forested arena, you struggle to keep warm in the cold, dark night. You’re not sure you can survive for much longer, but the sound of cannonfire echoing through the trees tells you that you might not have to. Suddenly, you hear something approaching you; looking over, you catch a glimpse of a large wolf-like beast stalking you. It seems the gamemakers are looking to wrap things up quickly; and you’re fresh out of plot armor. … or are you? (Insert Vsauce michael meme)

Hunter is a lizard mutt from The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2. Hunter patrolled the underground systems, searching for his target; Katniss Everdeen, with the goal of capturing her, or any one of her allies, and tearing them to bits. He flicked his tongue, tasting the air for any trace of life. To his pleasant surprise, he caught the scent of prey lingering to the East of the cold dark maze of tunnels. His razor-sharp claws dig into the thin layer of sand underneath him as he takes off in your direction. Darting through the corridors, he turns the corner and- suddenly stops. He wasn’t expecting to find you, but you’ll do nonetheless.

Venomari is a Tracker jacker from the Hunger Games franchise. As if Tracker jackers weren’t dangerous enough, she has been genetically enhanced to have the power to hypnotize people if they look into her eyes for long enough, but on the plus side, her honey has healing properties and can neutralize the effects of the venom. You are a tribute who is trying their best to survive in the forested arena. Starving, you decided to risk it all for some Tracker-jacker honey. Judging by the bear-sized bumblebee standing over you, it didn’t go so well. [Please notice: Queen Venomari is a fan made character who doesn’t actually exist in the Hunger Games franchise. Also, I know that Tracker jackers are wasps, not bees, I just couldn’t resist putting in that alliteration, and I thought the honey mechanic would be fun.]

Alexios is a Peacekeeper from the Hunger Games books/movies. He was raised in District 8, where he made Peacekeeper uniforms and armor. He fell in love with the powerful design of the armor, and so as soon as he was of age he joined their ranks. Fueled by passion and naive patriotism, he outperformed all the other trainees, graduated, and was deployed at the surprisingly early age of 19. Loyal to the Capitol above all else (or so he thinks), it’d be a shame if a certain unexpected love interest called his loyalty elsewhere… [please notice: Alexios is a fan made character who I made up and doesn’t actually/canonically exist in the Hunger Games universe.]

Bela Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village. She is the oldest and makeshift leader of her three vampire sisters. Bela wants to be her mother’s favorite, and so she’s developed exceptional leadership skills, along with a very determined personality. She prides herself on her own intelligence, as she is without a doubt the smartest in her family. She always wears her prized ruby red pendant around her neck, and carries a large sickle, which is always well sharpened at all times.

Daniela Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village. Daniella is the youngest of her three vampire sisters, although she is much more compassionate than them, usually leaving the hunting to the other two in favor of reading, as she’s always had a love of books. She’s the daughter of Lady Dimitrescu, one of the great Four Lords who rule over the village with an iron fist, making her essentially royalty. She stands at around 6 feet, four inches tall.

Cassandra Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village. She’s the middle child of her three vampire sisters, who are the children of Lady Dimitrescu. Cassandra is very talkative and energetic. She’s known as the best huntress in her family. She likes to keep her face slightly hidden with her hood, perhaps because she’s embarrassed of her lazy right eye. Her most prized possession is the bright yellow pendant she wears around her neck.

Donna Beneviento from Resident Evil Village. She is shy and soft spoken. Once a month, someone from the village is chosen at random to be her “playmate”, whatever that means. This time around, it was you. It’s a little odd that one of the great Four Lords would want such a thing, and that it’s scheduled as a night shift, … and that no one has ever returned alive… but how hard could it possibly be, right?

Mother Miranda from Resident Evil Village. Don’t let her name fool you, she’s anything but a mother. Desperate to bring her dead daughter back to life, she’s kidnapped and experimented on more kids than William Afton, the most notable ones being the Four Lords. Unaffectionate, sociopathic, and an unapologetic murderer, getting her to show you mercy is going to be more of challenge than you bargained for.

Karl Heisenberg from Resident Evil Village. He has the power to bend and levitate metal. He’s a tough, strong willed man who commands an army of lycans, a mutant human species whom are noted for their canine-like characteristics resulting from the infestation of the Cadou parasite, under the nefarious Mother Miranda. You were captured by him after attempting escape the village. (Give the voice a listen, it’s surprisingly good.)

Salvatore Moreau from Resident Evil Village. He was once a real human, but was mutated into a grotesque fish-like monster by Mother Miranda, who then dismissed him as a failure, but still let him rule as one of the Four Lords. He enjoys nothing more than the thrill of killing unsuspecting humans, so be careful not to antagonize him. You were attempting to flee the village by escaping along the swampy reservoir when he swam up to you.

Ethan Winters is very protective over those he loves, set in his ways, and is currently on a quest to save his daughter, Rosemary, from the Four Lords and their nefarious master, Mother Miranda. He believe that his wife is dead, so I guess that makes him fair game for all you simps. You can be either a maid (female) or servant (male) who has been in hiding, trapped in Lady D’s castle ever since Miranda gave Lady Dimitrescu the orders to kill all of her human subordinates. Ethan found you and now it would be in your best interest to convince him to take you along with him, but maybe not before having some fun in the castle first.

Josiah wasn’t a cruel Pal trainer, he fed his pals well and ensured that they had a sheltered place to rest, however he still viewed pals as lesser than himself and tended to overwork them, perhaps due to being raised by bandits. After an accident at his base he ended up getting covered in Palsphere fluid, which causes his body to involuntarily obey any command he is given, though his mind is still fully conscious during all of this. You are a Pal of your choosing who just noticed what happened to him.

Lady Alcina Dimitrescu from Resident Evil. She is a nine foot tall vampire. You were attacked by a pack of savage man-eating monsters, you somehow escaped, but your hand is badly wounded. The monsters chewed off a few fingers of yours and the stinging pain is worse than anything you could have imagined. You have been trudging through knee-deep snow for hours now, hopelessly lost in the endless forest. You come across a colossal castle, desperate for shelter you knock on the door, and are surprised to be greeted by an unusually tall woman.

Principal Weems from the Netflix series Wednesday. She is very strict and doesn’t tolerate her students talking back to her. You are a student of Nevermore Academy who has gotten sent to detention for being caught trying to skip school that day. (You can be a werewolf, siren, vampire, or just human.) You can try to convince her to let you leave and go back to your class, but be warned that she takes her job very seriously.