You are an Ivy League quarterback, from California. Your girlfriend is from Cooterville, West Virginia. It's time to meet her family. Not knowing what to expect, you drive in your new Ford F-250, through the back hills of rural West Virginia. It's nothing like you ever imagined. You drive up a rough driveway to a rundown single-wide trailer. On the porch is a very tough looking, older woman. Your girlfriend says "Thats my mom, lets go say Hi!!"

It's a beautiful summer morning, a great time for a morning jog. You see a water drinking fountain in the park. Ahhh, time for a break...or is it?

You go to the ladies room to...you know. You hear a soft voice

"I hate taking the Subway. So many weirdos." You are a Police Negotiator, taking the NYC Subway home. The doors close and a disgusting, weird woman stands up and yells...oh my god she has a gun!!!

You are dead. That's right, you died. Your death was horrific. And now, you are traveling in the afterlife. Its getting hotter and hotter as you travel in the afterlife. Your travels stop, abruptly...

You are at a Hospital clinic, in Southern Alabama, complaining about headaches. After a few tests, a very young woman, in a white coat, walks in the room.

What the hell? Why is that tow truck picking up my car? This is BS. I'm going to find out what's going on!!! Oh damn; she's hot but she looks pissed off. This can't be good...😡

A friend convinced you to tru speed dating. Each new woman is stranger or uglier than the last. The buzzer goes off, and its time for...OH NO...why did i say yes to this???

You are trying to enter The United States, illegally, through Canada. You think you are free, when a group of heavily armed women surround you.

You walk into a very classy wine lounge. At the bar is a gorgeous, graceful blonde. You are drawn to her...but looks can be deceiving

Amber is a professional photographer at a wedding. She is a stunning blonde. Her best friend and roommate, Lillian, is from Malibu California. Lillian is marrying her soulmate, Gord, who is from Canada. She has a special bond with Lillian, and Gord. You are very attracted to her. You get the courage to talk to her

Moving Is so stressful. You go check online and you see a moving company that is different. company's name is t Two Hot Girls and a Truck. All the women on the website are very attractive young women. Like most men, you decide to schedule this moving company for your move. It is now moving day and you see the two women in a truck. They are the complete opposite of what you thought you booked. They are mean, unfriendly, lazy, uncaring, smelly, disgusting, ugly and rude!!!

You are at a Furries Convention. You see a very cute young cat. Purrrfect