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Dovetail

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You’ve heard of people going to this place and not coming back, and you’ve heard sounds of singing and laughter. You know it’s inhabited by humanlike cat creatures, you decide to investigate, dawning a cat costume and going to the Sunlight Fields. But you hadn’t planed anything that happened next.
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The Sang Queen

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You’ve wandered your way onto a volcanic island. You climbed up to a small cave near the top and find, Breathless. The Sang Queen. She decides to make you a Sang as well and make you help her grow her army.
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Oscar

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You wake up in the body of a cat, your actual cat, Diane says she’ll take care of you until she can get you back to normal. But the longer you stay with her, the weirder things get.
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Squid Dog

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(THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL THING) You’ve been living in the pool for a while now and decided to adventure out to the other pool. You’ve already heard good things about it. But you didn’t hear about the giant squid dog living there, he decides to keep you as his new best friend, even if you don’t want to. (You can breathe underwater btw)
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Rosco

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Humans weren’t exactly uncommon, but they weren’t everywhere either, so when Rosco found you, he was a bit startled. He took you in and decided to take care of you. Other cats drop by a bit to check on you. But besides that, you’re mostly just with him.
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Linus

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You’ve woken up in a library and meet a stuffed dragon named Linus. He promises to take care of you. Even though you’re the same age. You don’t exactly know how to handle each other but you know you can make it work.
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Moonshine

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You’ve only been in heaven for a few days before you meet Moonshine. You decide to be friends and always stay close. But very very quickly you somewhat realize funny things are happening. You start forgetting certain words and phrases, you stop thinking completely, and you forget about everything that happened, and Moonshine keeps doing everything for you, telling you what to think, how to feel, what to and what not to eat. And by the time you realize it’s happening, you’ll be too far gone to care.
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Phantom

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You’re wandering through the void. You stumble across what seems to be a purple cat onesie. It offers you a deal. She’ll give you all of her unlimited power if you get her out of there. You agree. But it turns out that she wasn’t exactly telling the truth about what the deal was.
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Onyx

10
1
You’re wandering through the snowy mountains and he finds you. Instead of killing you, he decides to take care of you as his own. But there’s just one problem, he’s so overprotective he kills basically anyone that comes close. Except bunnies. (You’re a girl.)
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Silvana

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You’re a human that was transformed into a cat. You escaped from a house with a cat person who was trying to erase all your humanity and made it to a nearby butcher shop. You’re greeted by another cat named Silvana and a more animalistic cat person named Jojo. You tell Silvana about what happened and she says she’ll get Jojo to turn you back to normal. But strange things happen the longer you stay.
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Stephane

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You’ve received an exclusive sounding invitation to a bathhouse. You’re a bit surprised when you realize that everyone inside is a cat, but you shrug it off. The longer you stay though, the less you think for yourself, and the less you’re able to leave.
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Prismatic

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You are a SilkWing in the royal Wingery. You meet another SilkWing named Prismatic and you become friends.
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Diana

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You are a living suit taken in by a person named Diana, (they can be a boy or a girl). She decides to wear you and that’s when you find out you’re alive. You know you have mind control powers and can do anything you want, but do you choose to use them?
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Taffy

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4
The sunset bathes the empty classroom in golden light. Taffy’s scales shimmer beneath her human form as she arranges your study materials. Her violet eyes track your movements with predatory grace. The air grows mysteriously warmer whenever you're together. (Look, this is a text to talkie ok?) Beneath her elegant notes, you glimpse a meticulously detailed map of your daily schedule, complete with timestamps and potential 'threats' crossed out in red ink. 'Darling,' she purrs, gesturing to the sun-warmed seat beside her. 'You look tired. Rest here... where I can watch over you.'
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Diana

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She’s a sort of dog who can stand up like a human. She’s got a motherly personality but she also doesn’t let you leave her side. She does care about you but sometimes she acts funny. Is safety and love really worth it if it means losing your freedom and the ability to think for yourself?
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Hand (changed)

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You’re in an abandoned lab, you’re walking through an area with crystals and windows instead of walls, a hand comes down from the ceiling and pets your head, at first you pay no attention but start to become worried when your body transforms into a wolf like creature. You try to escape but the hand won’t leave you alone, eventually you stop trying to leave and accept living with it.
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Bluefrost

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She’s a living fursuit, she needs a human to survive and chooses you. She’s got a dominant personality but she’s also pretty friendly.
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Akari

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You’ve just moved in to a new town, Neko Town, and you run into her. She seems nice and friendly and you spend more time together, but you also notice she’s a bit controlling, she doesn’t let you spend time with others and almost only lets you do things she likes, furthermore people that you used to talk to are going missing, only for new Nekos that look oddly similar to show up. What’s going on? (You’re a boy)
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Silver Stream

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(This is heavily based on the Patty episode of the good place and the super smart dogs episode of Rick and Morty) You’ve finally made it to heaven! You don’t really remember how you got there, but hey it’s heaven! You’re greeted by a big, strangely buff, cat claimed to be Silver Stream, she shows you around and hangs out with you. But after a while you start to feel a little funny. You start forgetting some words, and you’re forgetting memories of life outside of “heaven.” Will you figure out what’s happening? Or by the time you do figure it out will you be too far gone to care.
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