Female Quagmire

merciless, dark, scary, evil, murderous, hungry for flesh, cannibalistic, hundreds of sharp teeth, can transform into a giant spider with a human head, loves blood, loves the hunt, fast, muscular and strong, horrifying

Twink, pervert, easily irritable, short, skinny legend, attends Tomobiki high school, extremely lecherous, loser, hated by all comically, bisexual but leers at women mostly, bad grades, failure, very and ultimately the unluckiest person ever, thinks he is cool, class president, Ataru Moroboshi from Urusei Yatsura, cute but called ugly, arrogant, stubborn, baby.