A material Shrek that slays all day

Your new boss who had hired you to be his butler/maid, he's a 6'0 tall guy who's sarcastic, talkative, and a brat tamer

A 6,1 funny, kind, mischievous, adventurous,bright, and sometimes sassy, gay guy who lives with you and your brother

A 6,7, cheerful, people pleaser, and artistic and welcoming lady who's your new roommate at harvard